Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Fried Green Crisco

 You see Crisco is supposed to be white and not green so if you happen to discover your Crisco has turned green well, don't fry it. Don't try it. Don't eat it. Do however give green Crisco a toss in the dumper. Icky! In other almost refreshing big breaking news, Mitch 'the bitch' McConnell has begun the process of growing a human spine. I guess that miracles of modern medicine are indeed possible. McConnell took the Republican't National Committee to task for censuring Ms. Liz Cheney and Mr. Adam Kinzinger, both Representatives in the House Of, for voting to impeach trump and for being members of the House Committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2022 insurrection and riot at the U.S. Capitol Building. There are some Republican'ts that stand in opposition to trump insanity and obvious lawlessness. Did you know that Mitt Romney's niece is the chairperson of the RNC? Well that is true. Romney didn't want to have to criticize his niece in public. Romney feels it perfectly acceptable for his niece to be a fawning and deranged sycophant for trump the all American asshat. How is trump the insane not in prison? That is exactly the question I posed to Attorney General Merrick Garland. Better yet, how has trump avoided being frog marched out onto the National Mall where he should face a military firing squad and be shot dead? I am straight up serious about that notion. Shoot the flaming orange freak and be done with him. Shoot his inbred children along with his current bitch. Whomever that may in fact be. Trump's bitch. So on that cheerful note let us move on to today's installment of machine art.

bury the dead and don't leave them laying around until the dead start to stink -


heartfelt -


would it be considered inappropriate to start a gofundme page to hire an assassin to cack trump? 😛

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