Today Is Ground Hog Day With A Side Of Snow

 Yeah out here behind the Zion Curtain we got us about an inch of snow and the residents of Mormon Town went nuts. Icy roads you see. Drivers slip sliding all over the motorways and car repair shops couldn't be happier. All the dummies need do is slow down but ... no. So the dummies will be even later for work than had they just slowed down. Judas, this isn't Daytona. So I suppose that a ground hog wouldn't see a shadow on this fine morning. I could be wrong though, I haven't been outside. It snowed and it is freaking dang cold outside. So if the stores start selling ground hog, wouldn't that be like ground pork? I've never not even once had ground hog. Little critters aren't all that big. Well except for that Pennsylvania ground hog. Punsutawny Phil, or something like that, is very well fed. Little fucker is fat even for a ground hog. Of course hogs are fat as a general rule but ground hogs? We've got us a lady what lives down the block and she is certainly fat but no one bothers to drag her outside to see if the woman can see her shadow. She wouldn't on this day but that means about zip. In other breaking news, President Biden is sending even more troops to Eastern Europe. This all has the markings of a twenty-first century Vietnam. Well and except any war breaks out and that war will be with Russia face to face. Did you know that Vegas is taking bets on how long it might take for any war in Ukraine to turn over to a nuclear war? Well Vegas most certainly is taking bets like that. The bookies in Vegas will take a bet on just about anything. Vegas bookies were even taking bets on how long it might take ABC/Disney to suspend Whoopi Goldberg. Took the ABC/Disney combine about two weeks in total. The Whoop is heading for the Bahamas. She's got the next two weeks off. Probably with pay. I don't bother watching the 'View' or any network television like that there. I don't watch 'Batchelor' either. Television is mostly a braindead zone for those braindead. Kind of like a special day for Ground Hogs. Okay and that about wraps things up for a Ground Hog Day 2022. Machine art is next.

hound not hog -

valley of the damned -

did you know that ground hog is selling for about $9.00 dollars a pound? 😳