Monday, February 21, 2022

Attack Of The Next Omicron Mutant Virus

 Oh yes my friends, the next Covid-19 Delta Omicron Omicron II AND Omicron II version 2.007 is locked, loaded, and ready to strike our Amerika with a speeding vengeance. OMG!!! The shocking news was posted up front and personal on the Google news page thingy first thing this morning. OMG!!! Well don't you just know that this here Monday and a Presidents Day holiday would be greeted with even more really icky and bad news. OMG!!! So, we're all gonna die and that's that. So in preparation for the upcoming and on the clock variant virus...we's moving to the desert. Yup and won't be long now by golly. Ashes to ashes and dust to dust so if'n the lightning don't getcha' the Covid-19 Delta Omicron Omicron II AND Omicrap II version 2.007 MUST! We are all so gonna die. Dang diseases, cracker rednecks, trump, and a war with Russia are gonna mess up your summer and it appears to be fait accompli. Nuts. Okay so we might as well move it on over to the machine art segment of today's program. We've nothing to lose but our sense of sensibility.

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don't you just hate it when Monday rolls around and the dreary news hits the fan before you've had your morning coffee? I know I do... I hate that shit. 😡

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