Remember the Sabbath Day and go play golf. You see, that's exactly what 'God' did a way back in the beginning. After 'God' finished with all that creation crap-o-la as previously noted by Genesis, well, 'God' was almost entirely exhausted and 'God' traipsed off to the Hope Springs Eternal golf club on the outskirts of 'Heaven' to play a round with some demigods, Demi Moore, Roger Moore, Salma Hayek, and Buff the Magical Illusion. I have it on good authority that Jeebus volunteered to "caddie" and there you go. So...playing golf on the Sabbath Day is perfectly acceptable. That is IF and that's a fairly big 'if' playing golf on a Sunday is okie-dokie and doesn't piss off one's wife. That last assertion would be the really important part. Machine art is up next. Remember those Ukrainian girls and keep them picturesque.
conflict -
mesa and NOT Mesa, Arizona -
Vladdy Putin ordered all the nukes in Rooskie Land be put on high alert. Oh sure you murderous freak, drag nukes into your fucked up dream of bashing crap out of Ukraine. Dumb asshole. Putin and not that Ukrainian president guy with the unpronounceable surname. 😖
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