The State of Texas is closed today. Yup and officially so. You see the vast wide open spaces of Texas got socked with a dang nasty winter storm and all the manly men of Texas couldn't weather the cold, freezing rain, snow, and so they all went inside to whine up a streak. Bunch of whiners anyway. The Governor of Texas got his wheelchair stuck in the snow and dang near froze to death before someone noticed and sent in a team of Texas National Militia guys to unstuck good ole 'Wheely'. 'Wheely' is how Abbott likes to call hisself so he can "relate to the little guy." Governor of Texas is named Greg Abbott. That Texas National Militia team is also the winner of the Texas State Shootin' Contest For Texas Guys With Big Hats. Anyway the freezing rain started up right before the snow started, the men of Texas commenced to whining about that, Amarillo disappeared off'n all Texas maps in a blinding snow squall, Texas Governor got stuck in the snow, Jerry Jones owner of THE Dallas Cowboys footsball team headed to Cancun with Ted Cruz, and most of the citizens of Texas were informed they could suck ice. Texas is a 'pretty great state'. Sure it is. So at the closing of Texas, all manner of Texas business came to a frozen halt. Stalled in an iceberg of commercial undoing, Dang that has so got to suck. For the Texans. Have you ever noticed that anytime Texas crap gets reported out, that reporting is in a masculine reflection of nuisance? Evidently ALL women in Texas are listed as 'on the bench' OR all the women of Texas are shuffled off to some nondescript Baptist Preachin' Hour for prayer and womens teatime which as things turn out, is a long and dark Texas teatime for the sole. Apologies to Douglas Adams. You see Mr. Adams wrote a book titled 'The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul'. Mr. Douglas Adams is just about my favorite author of all time. Before Charles Dickens and directly after Isaac Asimov. All righty then and now it is time for today's installment of machine art. Oh yes and by the way, fuck Texas. What a sorry collection of asshats.
the great seeing eye -
I do like to poke at Texans. Texans are thin-skinned like you wouldn't believe. 😛
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