yes my friends live from right here behind the Zion Curtain and from the Dark Heart Of The Mormon Homeworld, it's the Precedential Veep Steaks and Nationally Televised Debacle. holy crap people, there hasn't been this much excitement around the old neighborhood since the last time the Mormon Profit broke wind while speaking from His High and Wholly Podium at the Church General Conference in April of 2015. there are international news crews gathered at THE very spot from where the debacle will be televised from. that'd be the University of Utah's "presidents circle." wow, is that about ironic or what. mostly what and so what. all the local tv stations are televising live and all freaking day long coverage of absolutely nothing. you see, ain't not about shit is gonna happen until mikey 'little head' pence and kamala 'I'll kick his ass' harris show up for the debacle. which by the by, the two candidate teams are arguing about a plexiglass screen erected between pence and harris. you see, mikey 'little head' pence is a super spreader of the Covid-19 and ms. harris wants no part of that ugly pandemic failure of leadership. no she does not. so screen it is. damn screen is gonna stay "erect" until after the debacle. oh yeah, big shit is a happening right here in MY hometown. wow-oh-wow-whee! I've made NO plans to attend the histrionically planned debacle. oh HELL no. the national SS has erected an electrified fence around the very spot where the debacle will be held and to gain entry, one has to pass a thorough if not rather personal background check by the FBI. THEN, one has to pass a Covid-19 test, a full body pat down by the very best pat downers our fabled government has working for TSA, and THEN one must endure a body cavity search by the Mormon First Presiding Bishopric of the now closed Mormon Temple and believe you me people, those guys are good at their job. wow-zers and oh yeah, there is big shit happening today and right here on the Mormon Homeworld. in MY lifetime no less. golly and jeepers. okay and onward to what's really important here. machine art!
wonder world -
a surreal sun set -
okay everybody, go out 'there' and have yourselves a really good time. :]
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