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  While there's still time ... however there's not much time left. Thanksgiving is Thursday so turkeys everywhere if you get the chance ... flee ... run for your turkey lives ... the gobbler you save might be your own. Granted most of those encouraging words are just a little too late. Most of the Thanksgiving turkeys had their heads and entrails removed weeks ago. Plucked, gutted, sliced, diced, and ready for turkey fryers wherever. Of course the fair populace of them eatin' birds are incredibly braindead and that is by agribusiness design. Turkeys that are smart enough to avoid slaughter are wild turkeys and once upon a time Ben Franklin insisted that the wild turkey be made our American national symbol. Of course the wild turkey was outmaneuvered by the bald eagle. I'm certain all that was about money as would be any damn decision made in America ... money is the name of the American game and always has been. Sorry cousin Ben, wild turkeys haven't a chance in hel...

  Very soon you will be able to grope a female crash test dummy and we've got president blow hole to thank for that. You see Amerika's pedofuhrer trumpf has ordered the NHTSA, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, to get with the program and come up with a crash test dummy that accurately resembles an American woman. You'll be able to grope female dummy tits without fear of consequences AND the NHTSA will model that dummy after Kristi Noem the ICE gestapo queen and cold blooded murderer of puppy dogs. I suppose that is a job that Noem is absolutely qualified for ... being a dummy as the stupid cow certainly acts the dummy performing her duties as the ICE queen. First off, the ridiculous South Dakota former governor of the bottom tier of Dakota territory is to date and still considered persona non grata on every Native First Nations land in all of the bottom tier of Dakota territory. That is no mean trick. Noem its actually forbidden BY LAW from stepping foot a...

Holy jesus holy jesus the fucknut did it again and this time it's exponentially worse than the shit I was hammering on yesterday. Herr trumpf is insisting that Democratic veteran politicians be hanged by their necks until dead. Yep. By Democrat veteran politicians I mean Democrat politicians that served in the U.S. military. Unlike trumpf that did NOT serve in U.S. military ... trumpf had a terminal case of bone spurs and trumpf's daddy got him out of any and all calls for service. You see and any case against trumpf that was egregious before, well, it's beyond egregious now and I'm not certain what the protocol would be here ... impeachment? Round his demented old ass up and send him off to the loony bin? Military tribunal with prerequisite firing squad? Whatever happens from here on kids is anyone's guess. This is bad and worse than bad from yesterday. As my old man was ever so fond of saying ... "gee suss key rist!" Now for Friday machine art. postula -...

  Orandolf Pedofuhrer Trumpf is a glutton for media exposure. Of course that has always been his modus operandi. As far as trumpf is concerned any media exposure is a positive for trumpf. So I'm thinking that less of trumpf would be a good thing only problem with that manner of approach is that you really should be paying attention to the workings of a political lunatic. Because and as everyone should by now be fully aware of ... trumpf is out of his freaking mind and America bears the brunt for all of trumpf's fuck ups. Yep ... 'we the people' are screwed. I may have offered that observation at least half a dozen times and quite possibly more times than that. I suppose I ought to change up the trumpf insulting bullshit again. How about just a simple Adolf Pedofuhrer trumpf? That sort of has an easy ring to it. So ... adolf pedofuhrer trumpf it shall be. Well ... until I come up with another insulting handle for president blow hole. Hmmm ... pedophile blow hole? Now for...

  So organizers in Chicago, Illinois are planning the first ever 'Burning Woman' Festival and the fest got off to a flaming hot time Monday evening about 9:30 p.m. local time. Here's the 411 ... a 26 year old woman riding a Chicago Transit Authority system's Blue Line near the Clark/Lake station got into an argument with an older man ... the argument escalated, turned physical, and the man poured a 'flammable liquid over the woman and set her on fire. My guess would be the guy used alcohol which makes for one damn nasty conflagration that is very hard to visually make out the flames. Anyway the train came to a full stop, obviously, the woman in flames had those flames extinguished, and she was for all intents and purposes toasted to a hospitalized in damn critical condition. You can send flowers to the woman in the critical burn unit at Stoger Hospital in Chicago. The asshat that set the woman alit fled the scene as is punk performative after committing a god damn h...

  Orange adolf says ... "release the Epstein Files ... " so the White House press corps said ... "what?" Yep, trumpf said it and that's not even 24 hours after he said there was no way those Epstein Files would be released. Hmmm, something very curious is afoot here and there might be a case made for the resurrection of one Sherlock Holmes. The real Sherlock Holmes and not that fake ass Holmes as played by ironman that Robert Downey Jr. guy. The real Sherlock Holmes is Jeremy Brett and everyone knows that ... or should. Of course to resurrect Mr. Brett will require some serious biological techno-trickery but given the advancing state of AI technology and computers and stuff all techy like ... to resurrect Mr. Brett might not be such a far out vision. So and back to trumpf's sudden change of heart, that would require trumpf having a heart that to date seems an unlikely premise, for whatever the reason and there is some speculation that the Epstein Files have ...

  Campi Flegrei, a volcano just a snidge west of Naples, and that'd be Italy and Naples is where Vesuvius went kaboomies on Pompei and Herculaneum back in the day and the Napoletani are more than a mite blasé about the whole volcano thing and therefore if'n it ain't happened yet we gots not a thing to worry about so there. Yep the Napoletani are casually cool as any suave Italian might tell you. Or not. Depending on the mood, the weather, who won the last football match, who won the last jai alai tourney, or whatever. Napoletani are resigned to their fate. Which and given the recent studies on volcanism, earthquakes, ground swill, magma chambers, and the lot well ... won't be too much longer in geologic terms before the Campi Flegrei blows all of Naples including all the Napoletani smooth off'n the Planet and there will be much shrieking, wailings, wringing of hands, and tormented cries to Mother Mary seeking her divine guidance and how abouts returning all thos...