Friday, April 28, 2023

In Need Of Spinal Transplant

 America's latest to be ex-vice president, Mikey 'he'll eat it' Pence was seen panhandling on an Iowa street holding a sign that read "will work for spine." It seems that Pence has finally come to grips with being a spineless twerp and he's willing to "risk it all" searching for a spine that will be transplanted into Pence's back. "A spine, a spine, my legacy for a spine"...is what Pence is quoted to have said upon being questioned about his panhandling. Pence having spent 4 grueling years in service to his liege lord trump, left our Mikey a broken and humiliated man, so now Mikey is searching for redemption and a new lease on a legacy. Seems like a tall order to fill at this late date. Now for Friday machine art and we'll forego any spinal transplants or spinal taps at the very least.

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Mikey might not have to wait too very long waiting for a transplantable spine...there's enough carnage every day and everywhere in America so, he just might get his pick of available spines. 😏

 

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