Weird Shit News breaking live from the subcontinent of India and New Delhi 'the city of' specifically - an up-and-coming young couple, of Hindu persuasion, committed suicide by guillotine. That's right, together. Hemubhai Makwana and his wife Hansaben plugged themselves into a homemade guillotine they'd set up before a "sacrificial fire" then flipped a switch or pulled a rope or whatever triggers the blade of their homemade guillotine and entered the great unknown headless. You see Hemu and Hansa had rigged their contraption so their heads would roll together into the fires of sacrifice and thereby proclaim their collective fealty to please their worshipped deity.
All evangelical christians should take notice and attempt to replicate the Makwana's act of "faith" and enter that great unknown having pleased their respective deity and/or whatever. I don't care for those 'evangelicals' much so...go ahead on.
After all "god" did command that 'blood shall be shed'. I dunno but self-sacrifice by homemade guillotine so heads roll into a raging fire sounds really and I mean REALLY fucking insane. By way of disclaimer, if one's "faith" is demanding you cut your own damn head off to please some deity, well, one would be well advised to take a step or two backwards, take a big deep breath, think things through and be serious about that thinking drill, and then and then...DON'T DO IT! Judas Priest, suicide by guillotine might not be so bad IF you're dead set on ending your existence alone. Taking someone with you like your wife willing or otherwise, is some really bad juju. God ahmighty DON'T. I'm thinking the guy's karma is gonna be fucked up for several millennia. Now for Tuesday machine art without the courtesy of guillotine. Yikes!
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I could suppose that jesus would be pleased as pleased can be should the batshit crazy evangelicals take their own heads. golly that might be just like JonesTown all over again. ☺
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