One of the online social media rag sheets has broken the news that Jack Nicholson is 185 years old. Here I thought that Jack was only 85. Go figure. The online social media rag sheet is called 'Outhouse' or 'Outtake' or 'OutThenIn' or some bullshit like that there. It seems that online social media rag sheets provide all the news that's ripe for printing and these online social media rag sheets got their start from Harvey Levin's TMZ. TMZ is a ridiculous cesspool of speculation, conjecture, and celebrity photos gleaned by any means necessary. It seems people actually eat the TMZ bullshit up by the tablespoon full. Online and on television. I watched TMZ a couple of times and I was stumped trying to figure out where in hell I'd seen Levin's face before. After a few moments of half-awake consideration, I remembered that Levin was the after-court spokesman for 'The Peoples Court With Judge Wapner'. That was way back in the day. Anyway, Levin is still kicking around Hollywood chasing car bumpers and paying celebrity paparazzi for photographs taken of annoying situations that will bother the bejeepers out of the being chased celebrities. Pop vampires like Harvey Levin are the kind of assholes that got Harry Windsor's mother Princess Diana killed in Paris. By the way, Jack Nicholson is NOT 185. Just about anyone should aspire to live that long. Okay and now for Sunday machine art. Harvey Levin can fuck off.
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speaking of celebrity...should anyone run into Val Kilmer, tell him from me to keep on trucking. ✌
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