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  Former trump minion Tricky Nikki Haley is setting off on the quest for the Republican Party's nomination for president 2024. You may recall our gal Tricky as former Governor of South Carolina AND trump's hand picked candidate to be Ambassador to the United Nations. You may also remember that brainiac Tricky Nikki Haley maintains that states have the right to secede from our American Union. She really did say that. So another ignorant and brain dead Republican wanting to be America's president come 2024 is off and running her mouth pretty much non stop so as to appease America's knuckle dragging socio-manic dregs. The Republicans have taken to clinging to the lowest common denominator that just barely passes muster as a living breathing human. Or something almost but not quite similar. To being human. Now for Thursday machine art. tundra - combat possibly mortal - orchid - worshipping idols - reclaiming disaster territory is grinding along slowly ever so slowly and ain...

  Scary news just making the headlines on Tuesday, back in December a United Airlines flight out of Maui, Hawaii and headed for San Francisco and about one minute after takeoff the plane made an unscripted and frightening plunge towards the Pacific Ocean. The aircraft plunged towards the ocean for about 21 seconds that must have seemed like four or five hours. The aircraft lost more than half its altitude and dropped to within about 775 feet of the Pacific. Pilots were able to gain control of the descending aircraft and the flight continued on to San Francisco without further incident. The pilots found it necessary to change their pants and passengers were lined up to use the plane's lavatory. Why this tale of heroic piloting is just now making the news is a mystery. The FAA is "investigating." I can imagine they are no doubt. After touching down in San Francisco the pilots, crew, passengers all en masse began simultaneously kissing the good earth and several of the ...

  The trump is back in the news...AGAIN! Judas Priest, the dummy manages to keep his lying ass current regardless of way more important pieces of news. This time some "judge" in Georgia, the State that gave our world Marjorie Taylor Greene, is ordering the release of transcript testimony given in the case of the State of Georgia vs. Donald J. Trump and election meddling. Of course this Georgia "judge" will have all the incriminating parts redacted. "Judge" doesn't want to muddy the waters with anything close to actual truth. Evidently news outlets haven't enough tales of human suffering to report on so the silly freaks give us more trump. Criminy, enough is more than enough. Now for Tuesday machine art. interconnectedness of all things - coastal - Sopwith - green man who's not green - if news media really wanted to report news on trump they should wait until the freakish fucker is dead. that would be news to report. 😏 oh yes and...Happy Valent...

From the brainiacs at the University of Utah, "put cannons on the moon and shoot moon dust into Earth's orbit to shade the solar effects coming from the sun to help alleviate the global warming scenario currently heating up our Planet."  University of Utah theoretical astrophysicist Benjamin Bromley insists the plan is a surefire hit. Get it? A surefire hit... as in some dang fool is gonna pull the shades down on our thoroughly messed up world and then what? Some up and coming rock band could work up a snappy little tune goes something like ... "who'll block the sun..." Gosh University of Utah, thanks for about nothing. The idea has entirely too many obvious flaws. How is this pending dust shade to be controlled? How might the "military" get dust cannons to the moon? Maybe the "military" could contract with the Dyson Sucks people and get some manner of reverse Dyson Vacuum that hardly ever needs recharging. Possibly. What happens IF some ...

  The International Space Station flew over Boise, Idaho weekend last and the Boise-ans and the Idahoans in general attempted to shoot the darn thing out of space for violating Idaho's airspace. Evidently no one bothered to get the frisky little spudlets permission to fly over their Idaho airspace and dang it all if'n that didn't piss off the Idahoans no end. Idahoans can be a testy bunch on occasions such as last weekend. You see the Idahoans and Boise-ans in particular, lay claim to the airspace above Boise and all of Idaho's airspace all the way to out past Pluto. Pluto is the ninth planet in our solar system. Evidently once more, Idaho filed petition some years back to lay claim to their airspace as far out as the telescope eye can see. At the time no one bothered to challenge the Spuds and so, fait accompli. The Idaho Politburo legislated their claim to airspace a way back in the day and that's how things stand at present. NASA got a touch peeved that Idaho wou...

  The U.S. military shot down an U.F.O. that happened to venture into American airspace along the coast of somewhere Alaska and that shoot down happened on Friday. The Pentagon did not specify whether that U.F.O. was shot down over Alaska in the Alaskan a.m. or the Alaskan p.m.. Balloons and the like are now persona non gratis and IF that U.F.O was indeed unknown and possibly alien, America may have just started Space Wars for real. Imagine some unknown alien life form flying by and wanting a closer look at Planet Earth takes the shortest route to Alaska and meets a 'Sidewinder' missile. KA - BLAMMO!!! U.F.O. is teeny tiny burning bits and an eventual crash onto coastal Alaska. That alien life form may have had enough time left to radio SOS on that subspace frequency for emergency broadcasting and then the conclusion which is an inevitable gravity fueled ending. U.S. military is in the process of retrieving whatever in hell it was that got unceremoniously blasted out of Alaskan...

  Who's melting a reader may pensively ask? Why those ever so sad tweeter users are melting. As in 'meltdown' on account of the tweeter thingy isn't tweeting. Oh the horror...no tweeter. The trump will want to blame Democrats. Marjorie Taylor Greene will want to blame Jews. You know, on account of Jews are using highly classified and secretive laser pulses to disable the tweeter thing. Even with Elong Musk owning the tweeter thingy. Musk has been sympathetic to Israeli issues in the past. Or so I am lead to believe. I really don't follow Musk or just about anything his dumb ass may in fact do. Or say. Or whatever. I don't care for Musk whatsoever. Billionaires are such assholes overall and in general. Anyway, tweeter users are experiencing withdrawal symptoms and gosh isn't that too bad for the tweeters. Jonesing big time. Candy will sometimes help with the jonesing. I have nightmarish memories of jonesing. I did the withdrawal thing while locked up. Dang if...