Renamer-In-Chief

September 03, 2026

This just in to the skulzwerks newsroom, the trumpf regime has announced the single most bizarre renaming stunt our renamer-in-chief has ordered to date. The Chesapeake Bay will be renamed the 'Osama bin Laden Take That NYC Inland Waterway and Ground Banks Estuary'. Screwy I admit. So here's the 411 ... the September 11, 2001 25th anniversary is coming up very soon and with this being another anniversary year for our America, trumpf was planning on giving a speech at the "official" ceremonies except ... the 9/11/01 Memorial Committee does NOT allow speeches at any official ceremonies that might be held and that has applied to every American President since the days of Buckaroo Bush who owns the single grievous cause of 9/11/01. That is correct AND old G.W. is a living war criminal that has never been held to account for his war crimes. Abu Ghraib prison is evidence enough to have sent old Buckaroo to The Hague for a war crimes tribunal but ... no that didn't happen. Even after I'd sent a rather lengthy bill of particles against Bush citing chapter and verse from the Geneva Conventions I through IV. ICC Hague special prosecutor wrote me back stating the ICC didn't have jurisdiction in the matter. Talk about lickspittle suck ass bullshit ... wankers, spineless wankers. Oh sorry I digress. Back to dear leader pitching another of his patented presidential hissy fits. So the 9/11/01 Memorial Committee refused to allow America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf a slot in the anniversary program so el jefe went straight up batshit ballistic and shortly after he'd pulled the renaming of Lake Ontario stunt, being sort of daft and delusional, trumpf was having a hard time coming to grips with being refused permission to speech. His being mocked severally for the Lake Ontario debacle and in general being fairly well gone in the old dementia department did not help matters. Trumpf grabbed hold of his now famous Sharpie pen and a map of North America and began scribbling names and epithets all over the poor map. Finally der pedofuhrer settled on renaming of the Chesapeake Bay as ... get this ... the Osama bin Ladin Take That NYC Inland Waterway and Ground Banks Estuary. Trumpf will officially announce his renaming of the Chesapeake Bay on, you guessed it, the 25th Anniversary of the 9/11/01 disaster with trumpf announcing the change during a speech trumpf will give at the Pentagon which will also be remembering the 9/11/01 terrorist attack and I do believe that Dr Death Donald Rumsfeld would be in attendance. I often wondered what the fuck happened to old Dr Death and I recently discovered the freak died back in 2021 ... so there you have it in editorial spades ... America's crazy as fuck president and chief executive at the head of our government and seriously mocking the 25th Anniversary of the terrorist attack on our America that literally shifted our existential timeline to some god damned alternate reality timeline and there you go. Now for some Thursday machine art.

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