From the brainiacs at the University of Utah, "put cannons on the moon and shoot moon dust into Earth's orbit to shade the solar effects coming from the sun to help alleviate the global warming scenario currently heating up our Planet." University of Utah theoretical astrophysicist Benjamin Bromley insists the plan is a surefire hit. Get it? A surefire hit... as in some dang fool is gonna pull the shades down on our thoroughly messed up world and then what? Some up and coming rock band could work up a snappy little tune goes something like ... "who'll block the sun..." Gosh University of Utah, thanks for about nothing. The idea has entirely too many obvious flaws. How is this pending dust shade to be controlled? How might the "military" get dust cannons to the moon? Maybe the "military" could contract with the Dyson Sucks people and get some manner of reverse Dyson Vacuum that hardly ever needs recharging. Possibly. What happens IF some rogue solar wind stream hits that dust shade head on and blows all that moon dust back onto Planet Earth? Well?!? Did the Bromley bunch consider the possibility of something like that? On account of they sure as hell didn't make any mention of that. And now you can see why the University of Utah isn't exactly home to world changing science. Now on to some different Monday machine art that isn't even close to shooting dust off the surface of our moon.
jaws -
season of the witch -
in the shadows -
terra del fuego -
the brainiac guys were mum on the hows and whys of their genius plan. 👆to infinity and beyond.
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