You're Likely To Spin Right Off

 As if humanity and Amerikans specifically had way more crap to worry about as things stand at present and ... that's to include orange adolf 'pedoführer' trumpf wandering around on the roof of the White House ... our Earth is speeding up in it's daily rotation and won't be too much longer until our world is spinning fast enough to negate our gravitational what keeps you on the ground ... take a breather ... and spin everyone off'n Planet Earth and we will all be 'lost in space.' Dang ... don't you just hate it when that happens ... Yes friends our blessed Mother Earth is increasing it's velocimetric spinning and that will undoubtedly begin to fling just about all things not nailed down off into the wild blue yonder and so ends our humanly rule over all things Earth. Science has yet to explain adequately just exactly what the fuck is going on and of course the science whiz kids are arguing, sometimes violently, over the root cause of Earth increasing its planetary rotation. I'm posting up a tiny slice of the arguing that is "raging" in those brainiac circles of overinflated egos - 

"there are 450 atomic clocks in operation tracking time with an accuracy that sees them gaining or losing only about 1 second every 100 million years. These clocks exist for weather satellites, GPS satellites, telecommunication for nuclear missiles (yeah that's goddamn important), and other weapons of war that rely on PRECISE timing to kill properly." please to note there's no explanation for earth's rotation.

Brainiac blah blah blah cut short and to the chase here ... the scientific cause is the moon. Yep. The scientific cause is global warming. Yep. The scientific cause is earthquakes. Yep. Of course there's the volcanos and tsunamis caused by volcanos and the amount of layered makeup being worn by our world's political leadership. Yep. So pick a cause and you'll be about as close to whatever it really is making our world rotate faster and faster and then so damn fast you'll be going bye bye. Off into the great spatial beyond. Don't forget to kiss your loved ones and feed the pets as you're spun off Mother Earth. Obviously you'll be spun off with your family and pets and neighbors and even orange adolf. Not even the presidential enclave smear-a-lago will keep old orange asshat from spinning far far away. Hmmm ... this really all sounds like karma so ... go figure. Now for Wednesday machine art and please could someone cue the camel before we're all whizzed off into space.

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I'm not certain what orange adolf was doing wandering around on the roof of the White House but our rapidly dementing el precedente seems to be losing it while on live video feed and the dumb ass was answering questions hurled at the loser as he aimless wandered around mumbling almost incoherently about a "grand ballroom" for him and melania ... sure the fucking freak can find money for a "grand ballroom" but there's no money for health care and you name it as 'it' surely was cut from a disgraceful bucket of fish guts congress called 'budget appropriation' ... bullshit. 😐