Rubber Ducky Sticky Gloo

 It was announced on Friday August 08, 2025 that 'rubber ducky' is glooed to one really wet ocean rock and 'rubber ducky' is still if you can believe it, stuck to the wet ocean rock. Yep. This amazing discovery is being reported on by Ms. Andrea Tamayo writing for the "Scientific American" and "Scientific American" is some dang heady and impressive journalese. See when you mention "Scientific American" you use a proper and formal 'journal' and not some other daft or lesser descriptive word that holds much less dignity than is inferred by using "Scientific American." Besides I know Ms. Tamayo and I follow her work over at the BlueSky social media thingy. Anyway, this 'rubber ducky' sticks to wet ocean rocks gloo is a scientifically researched, field tested, laboratory approved, and AI genetically modified gloo that will stick any dang thing to any other dang thing and it will stick there for life OR the ultimate demise of our Planet Earth due to circumstances that are entirely beyond control of stuck 'rubber ducky'. So 'rubber ducky' is stuck on rock with a new form of adhesive known as "hydrogel" and the stuff is beyond sticky. Yep. "Hydrogel" is a soft, jellylike material that is stronger than 'supergloo', more powerful than a locomotive which isn't saying much as not even a locomotive can separate 'rubber ducky' from wet ocean rock. Nope. Anyway the scientific braintrust kids mixed proteins and filaments and parts of barnacles and mussels and other sticks to wet ocean rocks already critters and tossed all those ingredients into a rather pricey and nifty AI operated scientific blender dealy and ... PRESTO! Some really I mean really sticky dang hydrogel gloo that can keep 'rubber ducky' stuck to wet ocean rock for at least a millennium or possibly a day or so longer than that. Medical kids have been using hydrogel stickum to hold greasy and slippery dang body parts that have been inordinately unstuck to whatever those slippery dang body parts were stuck to previously and it works better than nails or sutures or you know, the ways and means medical kids put the human body back together after some heinous dang incident that made human assemblage some what shoddy. The human body is not designed for heinous dang incidents that undo the workings of the body human and so ... back to Ms. Tamayo's reporting, this is some dang impressive gloo and so is Ms. Tamayo's reporting for "Scientific American." You go girl and right on. Now for some not so sticky Friday machine art and let's raise a glass and toast 'rubber ducky' that is still stuck to one wet greasy slick ocean rock. 

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subtle suggestion ... how about we use some of that hydrogel stickum on trumpenstein, gloo his ass to a chair tie the freak to one of musk's rockets and then ... countdown to liftoff ... I think that is a dang fine idea if not notion ...😏