Continental Collision

 The Australian continent is on a collision course with Asia. Yes my friends it's true and the pending collision could happen as soon as Wednesday. Yep. You see with the African continent splitting into continental size slices that splitting is upsetting the undersea balance of ... well ... you know ... continents AND the Australian continent is on the slide north and look out Asia here comes the Aussies. There is not a dang thing can be done about these continental shifties and not even the ever so ahmighty orange adolf hisself can "intervene" and make this continental shuffle cease and desist. So when the Aussies were asked what they thought about this big continental slide north, the Aussies replied ... "no worries ...". China has called for a meeting of concerned Asian nations and China is insisting that they, the Chinese, will have first dibs on any and all things Australian. The Australians responded to the Chinese bluster, by stating categorically and for the "official record" ... 'don't try it you pelicans!' So there you go and just one more thing to be of concern in the damnable dark days of America's orange adolf 'pedofuhrer' trumpf. Good god that fucker is surely a pain in everyone's ass. Now for Wednesday machine art and could someone please be kind enough to cue the camel.

loads -

woof -

huckleberries -

bamboo -

norma -

red -

soiree -

formal -

the Australian slide into Asia probably isn't about to happen anytime real soon. HOWEVER ... the great African splitsies is on schedule to split by Saturday so stay tuned for further details ... 😏