Back in 1972 archeologists discovered human excrement at a site where a future bank was to be built. This was in York, England and the discovery stopped the bank's being built. Fast forward to 2025 and news breaks that this piece of excrement is "priceless, precious, and one of the greatest discoveries ever made by archeology." So the 'number 2' was dropped in an ideal location for preservation of ... crap ... evidently the ground around York, England is a damp soil so preservation of "waste" is made possible due to "unique anaerobic conditions beneath the ground." Bottom line would be ... if you happen to be needing to relieve yourself with an old number 2, around the area of York, England well, that number 2 will be around for centuries and in almost pristine condition. According to coprolite specialist Dr. Bone Jones, a leading paleoturdologist, I am not making this shit up pun intended. Anyway according to Dr. Jones, the "excrement is one of the most important and precious archaeological discoveries of its kind anywhere." Dr. Jones slapped a price tag on the really old 'number 2' at $39,000.00 dollars and Jones is right ... that shit is worth some serious cash. The lunker was left by Viking invaders from Vikingville and after some testing the turdologists discovered that the Vikes ate a lot of meat, whole grains as bread probably, and not much in the way of veggies. It isn't like the Vikings were going to be sticking around to plant then harvest veggies.
Just goes to show the truly weird shit that intelligencia gets all seriously wound up over. Now for Wednesday machine art and someone, not a paleoturdologist, please cue the camel.
pride -
lotus -
couple -
teams -
sweats -
losing -
frozen -
just about any rock show one might care to go to, there are any number of sellers offering fossilized dinosaur dung. that's called coprolite. I've never read anywhere that rockhounds get a freak on about human crap. 😏
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