Divas In Danger ... Conspiratorial Concert Catastrophe

 First it was that Beyonce diva ... had a midair scare during a concert she was doing in Houston. Diva was in a suspended car ... go figure. Now it's Katy Perry giving a concert in San Francisco and during Perry's performing on a flying butterfly, yes a butterfly go figure, the rigging did the old slip-o-rama and Ms Diva got to kiss her imminent demise square on the mouth. So obviously there's a conspiracy to eliminate pop divas and thus restore the natural order of things and bring souls to jesus. I bring that up as the maga cultists are insane enough to actually try to take out the godless distractions that are conjoined at the "uterus" with that godless pop music. The evangenitals don't be liken' them dang pop divas and neither does jesus. So here we are at a pop precipice where the possibility of two of pop music's money making ladies are in danger of screwing up the cash cow that is ... concert venues and where oh where will the promoters find anymore cash cows that rake in the bucks like Perry and Beyond-say. After all the divas are all about money and therefore music and the performance thereof are purely theoretical and ancillary. As musical genius Frank Zappa used to say, "we're only in it for the money." posted to prove the premise -

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of course it is entirely plausible that the conspiracy to eliminate two of the big name divas is due to angry riggers that are responsible for getting the screaming girlies skyward and on account of divas being ... well ... divas, the riggers have had enough and they'll get their revenge for not being given proper tip money for insuring that divas one and two get back on the ground safely. could be you know ... 😏