Wow ... That's A Lot Of Money

 Dateline Los Angeles, California the weekend of Easter Sunday and google on over to the Sylmar area of the San Fernando Valley. That's Los Angeles. So evidently there's a business in Sylmar that warehouses money. Cash money. U.S. currency money. Piles and piles of cold hard cash money. I had always thought that with the exception of Mormons in Salt Lake City, most regular folk kept piles of money in banks. The Mormons in Salt Lake City keep billions and billions of dollars in cash readily on hand in the Church vaults at the mouth of Little Cottonwood Canyon and their vaults are officially known as the Granite Mountain Records Vault. The Church keeps all manner of this and that along with their cash on hand in their vaults. That and all manner of shit-to-ding that needs to be kept secure. The GMVR is one very secure location. Anyway and I've digressed just a mite, back to Sylmar, California where at the "unnamed facility that handles and stores cash from businesses across the region, burglars were able to enter without immediate detection and breached a safe" where the "burglars" made off with $30 million dollars in cash. Good old United States currency and in cash money. That reads out at $30,000.000.00. Again, cash money. Damn, somebody's got some 'splainin' to do and that is no shit. Local, State, and Federal authorities aren't sure when, exactly, over the Easter weekend this burglary took place BUT AND HOWEVER, the authorities are almost certain this was an inside job. Really ... an "inside job." Dang if'n 'authorities' haven't got a clean grip on the glaringly obvious. $30 million dollars and no one knows the whys, whens, and the whatfors of one slick heist. Now for some celebratory Friday machine art and have the LA Sheriff call Inspector Clouseau. Clouseau always get his criminal ...

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there is very little "credible evidence" that could link trump to the LA heist. apart from the conspiracy theorists and pure conjecture, it seems unlikely that trump could pull this off. however, the flatulent orange baboon did manage to come up with the cash necessary to post his bail bond. hmmm ... 😏