The United States Geological Survey informed America that on Friday April 5, 2024 a 4.8 magnitude earthquake struck Greasy Spot, New Jersey. Turns out the earthquake was a pretty big deal as, the last important earthquake to rattle New Jersey happened back in 1737 and that's not really so important in geologic terms. Well, and time scales. However, since that little slice of America doesn't really get to experience earthquakes all that often, well, big deal enough for the Jerseyites and New Yorkers that got to experience the trembler as well. Now we'll cut to the chase at the heart of this here screed.
Fast forward to Washington, D.C. and the United States House of Representatives and one particular congressperson by name of Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Idiot-GA). Taylor-Greene is a bit of a loose cannon and by all psychiatric standards, is batcrap insane. So, the New Jersey earthquake is reported by the USGS, that's their job, and Taylor-Greene figures she needs to chime in with a warning for anyone within earshot, "it's a sign from god. Americans NEED to repent!" I could suppose that Taylor-Greene's prattle would hold some water IF the stupid cow could get donny trump to "repent" his crimes of sedition, conspiracy, fraud, malice aforethought, treason, incest, pandering, gantryism, explosive flatulence, and terminal deceit. Seems the obvious place to start any campaign of "national repentance" and/any/or all bullshit schemes like that there. Criminy, you'd think the current 'speaker of the House' one Mikey Johnson would call in the nice men wearing those spiffy white clinical jackets and carrying those human size nets, to snatch Taylor-Greene up from where the silly cow is standing and pack her flabby ass off to the insane asylum. You'd think so but, speaker Mikey is dang near as insane as would be Taylor-Greene. So yes, America's current incarnation of a Congressional clatch-cake is a world class embarrassment to all Americans and the ONLY manner in which to fix this morass is coming up on the first Tuesday in November next. Election Day so get on out there and vote early and vote often. America needs to drain the trump inspired swamp. Now for Saturday machine art and no more earthquakes, save for one aftershock, have been tallied in Greasy Spot, New Jersey.
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pango would be a pangolin and the pangolins could, possibly, have a future IF the dumb ass Chinese would stop eating them. fuck ... how hard is that? 😐
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