There was a young woman that swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die. The story is true and I'm not about to change any names to protect a dang fly. Fast forward to Chiraq (Chicago) and a Taylor Swift concert. Seems Ms. Swift was working her way through her concert repertoire and with mouth open wide in song, wham bam thank you, ma'am, Ms. Swift takes a bug hit and swallows the dang bug. Some reports and there were numerous reports on the Swift/fly (bug?) encounter and evidently that's newsworthy. Taylor Swift swallowing a bug is big news. I can't for the life of me figure out why in hell the report of nefarious bug swallowing would be news. That being said, President Joe taking a header after a speech at the Air Force Academy is news. Some guy working at the White House broke wind while doing some important crap-o-la and thankfully, that was NOT news. Now for Tuesday machine art.
narcissus mirrorocracy -
misty mountain -
sowing the seeds -
rock corral -
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in the aftermath of the Taylor Swift swallowing the fly incident, a fairly large number of Swifties fainted dead away. there were luckily an adequate number of medical personnel on hand to deal with any number of various "incidents."
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