In an absolutely stunning ruling released late Tuesday afternoon Eastern Daylight Time, the Supreme Court has ruled that every last American regardless of race, color, creed, psychological diagnosis, bedwetting profile, financial class distinction, AND political affiliation is entitled to own a firearm. The Supremes also included in their ruling that not only are guns and gun ownership Constitutional mandated, but the government MUST also provide firearms to Americans unable to afford a firearm. Weapon manufacturers around the world beamed with satisfaction and the prospect of windfall profits that will come to the makers of firearms. The Court's ruling also provides for felons currently prohibited from weapon ownership to be able to purchase and own any weapon of choice. The Court has also ruled that the Russian makers of the AK-47 be contracted by America's government for an adequate supply of our world's most coveted firearm. That would be the notorious AK-47 deemed by many owners of AKs to be the world's most reliable firearm. The NRA issued a statement that reads, "We are elated by the Court's ruling and their ruling is the culmination of years and years of lobbying the Court to rule in our favor." Members of the Sandy Hook Coalition have yet to issue any statement regarding this unprecedented ruling. Now for Wednesday machine art. Hold on to your butts and watch your back while out and about... anywhere.
meadow -
mona minion -
center of the known universe -
mister -
apologies to R. Crumb. Mr. Crumb gets his knickers in a hard-to-untangle knot whenever his work gets copied. 😏
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