Hitchhike In Space

 Not quite like Arthur Dent but, astronauts and cosmonauts have been stuck on the International Space Station on account of the Russian made, return from space, capsule sprang a dang leak and became unusable. SO...the astronauts and cosmonauts had to watch with nervous intent as that Russian made return from space capsule was jettisoned from the ISS and everyone on board the ISS were adrift in space almost but not quite like Major Tom. Dang that has so got to suck. I'm pretty confident here in stating that there is absolutely no way in hell trapped space folks will be able to hitchhike from where they are a way up in space so they can get back down to terra firma. That's our good old and solid, clear up until that creamy vanilla nougat center, Mother Earth. Rock solid and on the ground is good. Up in floaty space is not good. Especially when one is unable to return to good old Mother Earth. Anyway the Rooskies have launched a brammy new return from space capsule and with some luck and good old fashioned duct tape, the space guys will be back home and in the loving arms of the people what loves the intrepid space guys. And gals. In space no one can see you step outside the ISS to take a leak in peace and quiet. Aboard the ISS, everybody on board can hear you take care of your business. Dang...that has so got to suck. Would a fart echo aboard the ISS? Hmmm, maybe I could ask the brave folks at NASA. Saturday machine art is up right about now.

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if one did have to hitchhike in space, you wouldn't want to get picked up by Vogons. see the writings of literary genius Douglas Adams for enlightenment. 😎