So 'the' Tiger Woods of ex-wife rockets his head with a nine iron fame and once brilliant golf pro is back on the professional links this very weekend. A 'Genesis' tourney is the big happening this weekend and Woods was out on the links on Thursday I do believe, and as he's playing with some other pro golfer that isn't exactly up to Woods' standards he (Woods) hands this other pro golfer a tampon. Not just any tampon, oh no oh hell no way no, the tampon is a newly minted and on the market as of Woods' handing out tampon samples on the links to players that aren't up to snuff. Or menstruating on account of women can't be having menstrual goings on without the obvious tie in beginning with "men...". The thinking around why is Woods handing out tampons goes back to a time when men and strictly men ruled the links and mocked any woman silly enough to make a try at golf. So evolved (?) the vulgar pro golfer-ism, "you play like a girl" and the golfer being mocked was handed a tampon. Tampon was the go-to instrument of ridicule BECAUSE a Kotex pad didn't fit into a golfers pocket. Judas Priest...some guys simply refuse to grow up. Hey Tiger? How's that nine iron scar healing up...? How about that self-inflicted auto wreckage that damn near took your life? Tiger Woods has proven to be a mostly crass and juvenile professional golfer nearing the end of an otherwise brilliant career. Now for our sabbatical machine art. It is Sunday after all.
driving -
here...the wish -
ranch house -
spirits -
evidently Woods did not notice all the cameras following his every move while on the links. what a dumb ass! 😆
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