Revenge Of The Cetaceans

 The whales of had about enough of humans and on behalf of all the cetaceans, orcas are leading the charge against humans. Oh this is so very true and even was reported on the NPR webpage. Here's an image of an orca pack on the hunt -

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"Killer whales are 'attacking' sailboats near Europe's coast. Scientists don't know why"

Not even the NPR writer can give the orcas any respect. 'Killer whales'...c'mon man!

You can google up the webpage to check and see for yourself...IF...you've a mind too. Or you can just take my word for it. I wouldn't lie to you and IF I did lie to you I'd tell your. However you'll have to ask me. First. ☺ Funny guy and I admit that. Back to 'Attack of the Orcas'. These attacks are happening off the west coast of Europe. Think France, Portugal, and even Spain. The Straits of Gibraltar don'cha know. The orcas are attacking sailboats and small ocean going craft and these attacks are scaring the bejeepers out of the humans that happen to be on the ocean going dinky boats. The whales are not stupid enough to attack a full grown shipping vessel or some fully armed naval craft. Hell no. The orcas are ripping the rudders off'n the sailboats and then on several occasions they ram the boats to really creep out the dumb ass people onboard the boats. So picture yourself on a smallish sailboat just sailing along and here comes this pack of orcas closing in and at first you think...'ahhh, so cute there's whales!' But then this pack of orcas commence to ramming the sailboat, rip the rudder clean off the sailboat, spit that rudder back at the humans, ram the sailboat a couple three more times and then the orcas swim away laughing all to be damned. Suddenly the thin veil of humanity is ripped right away clean and the realization of size makes itself clear so very clear. Orca whales, they're dolphins to be oceanographically correct, are a helluva lot larger than wee puny humans. By a large bit. When quizzed by inquisitive journalists, cetologists (they are the guys what study all whales, dolphins, and porpoise) insist that actual attacks on humans that cause death are nonexistent. But any logical or reasonable explanation from scientists is nonexistent and the brainiacs are puzzled by orcas acting in such a provocative manner.  Bottomline here is simple...whales and dolphins and porpoise are sick to death of the humans fucking up the oceans that by all rights belong to the cetaceans and all other fishes. They're sick and tired of being hunted and "studied" and tagged and watched and made to put up with naval bullshit. The orcas have taken the lead in harassing humans and breaching whales are also picking up the attacks. Note the number of incidences of whales breaching onto whale watching boats, idiots on those paddle boards, and small fishing boats. So this little byline is happening and happening with increasing frequency. Not even the gun toting' numbnuts from Texas can do more than about shit themselves if happening on a pissed off orca ripping the rudder off'n a sailboat. Oh yes and as an after thought, if a sailboat doesn't have a rudder, well, that sailboat is pretty much useless. As would be the humans onboard a rudderless sailboat. How about three rousing cheers for the orcas. Bless all cetaceans. Oh hell yes!!! Sunday's machine art is up right about now. I can say that as I'm not on any sailboat and have no plans to get on one. Nope.

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I think the cetaceans should start attacking the Japanese. the dang Japanese dummies STILL are hunting whales. the cetaceans stage a couple of grand attacks on Japanese fishing boats and maybe, just maybe, the assholes will call that cetacean hunting quits. we can only hope so... 👍