Pressing questions for a Sunday from the CNN.com page. Question the first, what happens IF Gabby Petito's fiancé isn't found soon? Seriously? WTF can possibly happen now that might change anything. Ms. Petito is dead and not a dang thing can change that. Authorities find the Laundrie asshole, the authorities don't find the Laundrie asshole it's almost irrelevant. Ms. Petito is still dead. What might be poetic justice would be if authorities find Laundrie's corpse after he'd been strangled by one of those Florida swampland pythons. Boa constrictor? Either way. That'd be some righteous karma there boy. Second up and not necessarily a question, the Supreme Court is keeping secrets. Wow and no way man. Not the Supremes. Secrets? Secrets like Antonin Scalia liked whipping hisself? The Kavanaugh prince clown in a judge suit likes being lewd with the female justices? That would be a conjectural question. No surprise there. Once a skirt dog always a skirt dog. Lastly and third up, 17 American missionaries are reported kidnapped in Haiti by "gang members." No shit, by gang members? That's a question. Maybe. So an appropriate response would be to inform the "gang members" that they can keep those 17 American missionaries. No harm no foul. No big loss there. Those 17 American missionaries would be "god's" problem...no? America is much better off without 17 American missionaries annoying people and aggravating Haitian "gang members." So there are some Sunday highlights. Have a great day everybody and machine art is next.
run, you're free, run fast away -
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with today being Sunday, it might be a good idea to go out and worship a golf course. 😈
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