Yippee! It's Friday and about damn time. I do love me some Fridays. Before you know it, it'll be Halloween. Problem is...Halloween won't be on a Friday. Not this year. Halloween will be on a Sunday for this year and that will prove problematic for mormons. Mormons aren't supposed to do a thing on Sundays except go to "ward meeting." You see the mormons are divided up into 'wards' and that's where the mormon obedient go for church. They don't actually worship at their "ward meetings." No they do not. Ward meetings are more like a neighborhood meet and greet so's the ever so obedient mormons can check up on one another. That and see what's up with returned missionaries so the missionaries can meet and greet the daughters of the attendees at a ward meeting. Gots to keep all that mormon bullshit in the family. Did you know that the mormons still practice polygamy? That's true. These days the mormons call their polygamy 'the taking of a spiritual wife'. Yup those crazy dang mormons are...well...a mite crazy. Did you also know that the mormons believe that "God" drives a Lincoln Mark V on "God's" home planet of Kolob? Well "God" does so...so there. Now we'll move on to pertinent and relevant crap, the machine art segment of today's program.
ruralism -
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be well folks and we'll see you all on the rebound. 😃
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