The good people of Massachusetts are, evidently, freaking out about the return of 'Jaws'. Yes the Great White Shark has returned to haunt the beaches of the Bay State. Possibly more than just the movie shark. It is entirely possible that an entire fleet of Great White Sharks are swimming just off shore and hunting the Bay Statesmen. Well and of course Bay Stateswomen and all the nonbinary androgens wandering around confused. Say, the Massachusettsites could feed all those nonbinary confused folk to the sharks and solve two problems all at the same time. It's always a good idea to get a solution for all those annoying and nagging problems that pop up every so once in a while. I think that Richard Dreyfuss is still alive and he could lead the pogrom to rid Massachusetts of all their androgens, witches, icky people and the likes thereof. Roy Sheider and Robert Shaw are dead so no help there. Dreyfuss will have to lead the mobs all by hisself. You'd think that the Bay Statesmen would be happy with the return of the Great Whites. The sharks return marks an indication that the Atlantic Ocean is returning to a reasonably healthy condition. Seals are back and Great White Sharks really love them some seal meat. Personally, I'm not about to eat seal meat served with steamed oysters or whatever. I like the seals and I think the seals should be left alone. That would to include Great White Sharks. Back off you Great White Shark bastards! Leave them seals alone. So there you have it, panicking Bay Statemen and Stateswomen on account of the sharks. That's probably why the Red Sox choked in the ALCS to Houston. Shark induced loser syndrome. Houston more than likely cheated to get to the World Series anyway but no one will find out about that until Spring Training begins next February. Dang Texans... Okay and now let us resume our normal programming and machine art is up next.
rainy day dream away -
the curse of vanity -
did you know that sharks, Great White and all others, really detest mirrors? well they do so there. 😳
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