Nothing From Nothing Is Still Nothing

 Have you ever sat down to consider what might happen after death? Aa one gets older, well, you tend to think about deep philosophical crap like that there. Are we born to simply suffer then die? Was Jesus really a Capricorn? Did the Buddha ever pick his nose? Did Mohammed sport around with 70 virgin wives? Did L. Ron Hubbard actually exist? Is Tom Cruise really an actor OR is he simply the victim of his own ego? So many philosophically pressing questions. So let's say you die today and now you need some advice as to what the fuck happens next. Well let me offer up some salient points that might just come in handy. First off, you die and that's mostly it. Your body no longer needs to eat. You won't feel anything on account of your being dead. Your brain won't work on account of your being dead. You certainly won't be able to wander around on account of your being dead. Do you see the trend developing here? You won't be able to see anything, you won't be able to taste anything, you won't have to go pee, and you won't have to do a dang thing. You's dead for hell sakes. So...now what? Well I don't have a clue. I do have loads of questions that seem unlikely to get a reasonable answer. I do have lots of conjectural points to make. But, what's the point? No one and I do mean NO ONE has any answers to so many questions about the what if. Religion offers up more than a few ridiculous answers to questions that no one really asks anyway. No help there. Science offers up conjecture but that's about all science can offer is conjecture or the theoretical equivalent to their nonsensical pontifications about the big bang. I find the entire big bang notion to be just about as ridiculous a bullshit as would be 'god' creating the world in 6 days and then taking a day off to rest up. 'God' needs a day off? Really? So we are all in the same problematic boat. No clear or believable answers to questions that have vexed humanity ever since the first humans crawled out of the bush and went a hunting for something edible to eat. Did the first humans understand the need for salt? Cause you know, whatever is cooking needs salt. So when you die you die and that's about all can be said with any certainty. But we do have machine art and let us thank 'god' for that. 

metaphysical flight -

violin musica for the dead, grateful or otherwise -

de you ever wonder why it is that life races by too goddamn fast? 👴