Today is 'Freaky Friday' on account of it's the Friday before Halloween. So here and deep behind the Zion Curtain, there's a seriously raging debate on whether the kiddies should trick-or-treat on Saturday night or Sunday night. Halloween falls on a Sunday this year and through no fault of the Gregorian calendar makers, it is what it is. You see here in the land of Zion, the mormons aren't supposed to do more than about squat on a Sunday. Well except golf is okay and fishing is okay and hunting is okay and washing the car is okay and just about anything other than mormon worship is okay. If a holiday should fall on a Sunday, the mormons have their "virtues" tested mightily. Such as... should the 4th of July fall on a Sunday, the mormons hold 4th of July celebrations on the Saturday before the 4th. Halloween falls on a Sunday for this year and so mormons are torn over whether to send their costumed little mormons out on Saturday or Sunday. Trick-or-treaters should celebrate Halloween the way 'god' intended the holiday as would the candy manufacturers. Trick-or-treat on Halloween. It's not that hard. A Saturday before Halloween is NOT the holiday. Moving Halloween up a day, well, that would certainly upstage Dia de los Muerte and we absolutely can't be a having that. A move like that might piss off Mexicans and we really can't be a having that. Anyway, there is much gnashing of teeth and high energy particle charged argument about when to send off the children out into the Halloween night for fun and later visits to the dentist. Silly dang mormons will argue over just about anything relative to a Sunday's non scripted soirees. Unrelated to all of this, mormons also believe that all Democrats are Satanic. Jesus H. Christ, ridiculous is as mormon does. Machine art is next.
home is where a jack-o-lantern might be lit -
muralist -
have a grand Halloween weekend everyone and don't take any wooden KitKat bars. 😈
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