Who Knew

 UrAnus farts X-rays and that is NO April Fools Day gag. Nope and the link is right about here -https://www.space.com/uranus-emitting-x-rays-chandra-observations

I did not know that UrAnus did anything but just, you know, orbit around the sun. X-rays? Farting X-rays? Wow and isn't science simply astounding. Millions upon billions of bucks spent to discover that X-ray farts are a real thing. That's pretty dang impressive. Of course the science link did not exactly use the 'fart' word. No the link did not. The science link used the word "belching" but it's the same thing really. Farts come out UrAnus and belching come out your esophagus. Just different ends of the same food intake and outtake mechanism. Science is pretty great isn't it? I think that science is pretty dang great. Ha ha and that's April Fools for April 1, 2021. Not the article. At least I don't think so. The article seemed fairly serious. But those wacky dang scientists do have a sense of humor or so I've been led to believe. If you happened to catch the David Attenborough special on PBS last night, well, it's okay to wander off somewhere nice, quiet, and then suicide. There is no hope left in sight and we are all of us screwed and doomed as doomed can be. David Attenborough has been telling humanity for years and years that the humans are really fucking up our Planet and now we've just about reached the end of any chances for survival. Damn depressing program. Specific on any number of levels and Sir David's assessments are spot on. David Attenborough knows what he's talking about. I got his book for Christmas. Titled 'Life On Earth' and damn if that didn't lay the groundwork for last night's program. Yikes!!! Okay and so with planetary fart jokes and a depressing global outlook, we'll end with machine art and get the old affairs in order. You know, in case the Planet cacks prematurely. Earth and not that farting UrAnus. I wonder if one was farting X-rays, would that leave a mark? Burn scar? Skid marks on the panties? :]

dancing during times of duress -

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an old bench where old guys can fart in peace -

you'll have to excuse my juvenile appreciation for all things fart joke related. after all these years and fart gags still crack me up. choke me up? :/