The title sounds almost impressive but what it really means is I'm just making shit up as I keyboard along. In Utah local headlines, the crackers down in Washington County, Utah are pissed off to no end at Mittens Romney. Washington County, Utah domiciles St. George, Hurricane (pronounced her-cane), Ivins (pronounced evins), and Uncle Joe's Bottom and that's lovingly pronounced as Uncle Joe's Bottom. Washington County Utah is not exactly known for intellectually progressive thinking on any subject. So given that most of Washington County denizens are more than likely to be dragging their knuckles in the dirt as they prattle along, well, they're being pissed off at good ole Mittens is no surprise. In other news, wind is blowing along the Wasatch Front, Salt Lake Mayor Erin Mendenhall will step out of her office today so as to get her hair done, former Congressman Benny 'boy' McAdams is on a countywide search for relevance, and Utah mormons are having to do without on account of their Salt Lake Temple is closed while the mormons rebuild the damn place after Angel Moroni threw his 'horn' down is utter disgust with Utah mormons. I made that last part up just to rankle the mormons. The mormons are really easy to piss off and I've made it a lifelong adventure to do exactly that. Piss the fuckers off. Okay and so much for extemporaneous bullshit and it's on to machine art.
a Dali homage -
vintage surrealism -
so if today is Tuesday then tomorrow will be...you know... :]
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