First Wednesday

Yup, it's the very first Wednesday in the month of April 2021. That's why it's called 'first Wednesday'. So on this fine and springtime sunny first Wednesday of April go out and do something first. You know, like before anyone else does it. Whatever that "else" might be. Some ideas to consider for 'first Wednesday', do like those Amazon delivery people do and pee in a bottle then, if you happen to live in Florida, throw that bottle of pee on one of trump's Florida golf courses. Just use pee and don't use gasoline on account of the use of gasoline could and quite possibly be construed as "domestic terrorism" and we all know that the "domestic terrorism" tag is reserved almost exclusively for Capitol insurrectionists. You know, from back when on January 6, 2021 and the screwy fuckers went ape-shit on the U.S. Capitol. Go out and buy a gun. That would help all those horribly deprived and barely making it gun shop owners. Remember, in Amerika you can't have too many guns. Or assault rifles. Just be sure to NOT go out and shoot up your local grocery store. Or local mall. Or hair salon. That would be rude. Take your young un's to a local park. Remembering of course to leave your assault rifle at home where it belongs. Assault rifles are reserved for those all out assaults on the local grocery store or mall or hair salon or whatever seems convenient at the moment. I'd bet there are any number of gloriously inventive things one can do on 'first Wednesday' that involves assault rifles or guns. You could always pack up your assault shooting iron and visit your voting district's member of Congress. Given how Congress is all kinds of supportive of that sacrosanct 2nd Amendment, your congressperson probably won't mind a bit if'n you're packing serious heat. Now it's time for 'first Wednesday' machine art. Without any guns of course.

bleeds red -

three horses -

I like horses and horses are way more approachable than some 2nd Amendment nut job carrying an assault rifle with ample sidearms attached to the 2nd Amendment nut job's side. You know Glocks, Colt .45's, S&W .357 magnums, hell one could probably mount up six or seven sidearms given a moment or so to think about it. :/