did you know that today is 'world television day'? I did not know that. our world is in need of a 'world television day' and there you go. that does explain any number of bizarre global happenings. 'world television day'... what the hell did people do before 'world television day'? sit around staring at the radio? watch the chickens, cows, horses, and pigs? oh wait, a way back in the day there were those ever so impressive gladiator games. bloodletting spectacular. of course when things became really boring, the world simply went to war. of course our world still does that but it's not so glamorous as it used to be. now days folk can simply turn on the television and watch a war raging somewhere around the world and that does explain why we'd need a 'world television day'. I'm holding out watching the television until a team of bad-ass Navy Seals goes all invasion-esque on the White House and removes the trump from the premises. now that would make for some interesting television worth watching. the Navy Seals invasion-esque team could wrap the trump up in plastic sheeting and duct tape his mouth shut. and THEN the Seals might drag his miserable ass out of the White House by his heels. if the Navy Seals could bounce trump's head off the steps a few times that would just be icing on a well deserved cake. White House staff could then toss melania out the door and all of her "fashionable" ensemble could go with her. just throw the shit out on the lawn and then crank up Marine Corp 1 and blow her crap all over the place. Marine Corp 1 is that spiffy helicopter the Marines use to pack amerika's presidents over to where they park Air Force 1. Andrews Air Force Base and I think that's about correct. close enough? now where else might you find interesting info about 'world television day'. I mean really and whatever...
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peace y'alls and happy Saturday. :]
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