Saturday, November 7, 2020

murder most messy!

 Denmark is in the process of slaughtering 17 million mink. wow, talk about a genocidal holocaust. 17,000,000 fur mink. evidently Denmark is our world's largest supplier of fur mink. fur is still a thing? well and anyway, the Denmarkian mink contracted a particularly icky strain of mutated Covid-19 virus and so the Denmarkians are slaughtering every dang last one of their fur mink. I could suppose that there will be no Denmarkian mink fur for the market this autumn and winter. jeepers, is that about too damn bad or what. fur is still a thing?!? the Denmarkian fur mink are cute as can be and the Denmarkians have been butchering the little rascals so some asshat can wear a little fur. good god Denmark, didn't you learn the lessons of Hamlet? fur is still a goddamn thing???!!! I suppose that this will be a boon for the pet food industry and yes the pet food industry uses mink meat. mink meat is still a thing? the Denmarkians really need to quit the fur trade and switch to killing something a little bit more civilized. like chickens. I suppose the Denmarkians could even switch up to raising and butchering lemmings. the Denmarkians evidently, didn't even think of that. fur is still a fucking thing??!!?? come on you dork-assed Denmarkians, lay off the mink. our world really does NOT need any more fur. not mink fur, rabbit fur, exotic animal fur, whale fur, cephalopod fur, and not damn any of it! Jesus H. Christ! what the fuck is wrong with you people? didn't you dummies get the memo? fur is no longer a thing. okay and enough of that. machine art and stuff.

postcards not from Denmark -


a Denmark butcher dome, oh the mink-manity -


fur is still a thing?

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