11/22. almost sounds like a title for one of those Dan Brown books. picture this, rogue pontiff is having an elicit affair with the queen mum. several high ranking cardinals are aware of the pope's affair and are keeping the news quiet. so as not to upset the 'faithful' and so as not to rankle the archbishop of canterbury. you see the cardinals have been working hard behind the scenes to reunify the two not-so-different faiths and the archbishop of canterbury is in full agreement with the cardinals. the "conspirators" are well aware that should the news of their clandestine reunification and the pope's getting jiggy with the queen mum break, well, people will NOT take the news too lightly. as a Dan Brown footnote will want to indicate, there is a new queen in England as the old queen, lizzie the deuce, has passed on and England has a new queen and that new queen is not charlie's camilla parker bowls. or whatever. you see the monarchy has skipped over charlie and so charlie's first born (charlie's first born is named Randolph? Rupert? Chuck? William? oh wait, that just might be the one) inherits the throne and his quite the good looker of a wife, what's her name, is now queen. what's her name's mum is quite the looker as well. this is an outline and an outline for a new Brown book only. I'll leave it to Brown to fill in the gaps in this fictional narrative. so a plot thickens as the pope decides he's the pope and if he wants to take a wife, well, everyone is just going to have to suck it up. the pope is the pope after all and the pope gets to make the rules and all the rules for the church and/or otherwise. changing a couple thousand years of church cannon law is no big deal if you're the pope. there should probably been some sort of fantastic ending to all this and since I'm just making this shit up on the fly...well there you go. now on to what's really important and relevant to today's meandering time line, experimental machine art and stuff.
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