one u.s. senator rob portman (r-oh) signed on with johnson & johnson to be a guinea pig for j & j's experimental Covid-19 vaccine. portman maintains the clinical trial was a "wonderful experience and vaccines are so wonderfully necessary what with the Covid-19 and all." the quote is close enough for it's use here. :] senator 'wonderful' portman wants "all amerikans" to be able to experience the wonderful joy of being a guinea pig and getting paid handsomely for that very wonderful and joyous experience. regular amerikans will NOT receive any sort of emolument for being a johnson & johnson guinea pig. that little perk only works for senators and other well-connected really important types. regular amerikans will get what they get and that's about the end of it. portman is adamant in reporting that there were very few "side effects from the vaccine" and that was simply "wonderful." portman did report that he now farts johnson & johnson baby powder and given all the other possible side effects he (portman) could have experienced, well, farting baby powder didn't seem all that bad. senator portman did have to sign a non-disclosure agreement with johnson & johnson and that nda did include a specific rider that states portman could not sue johnson & johnson for any latent cancerous effects resulting from farting baby powder. damn, there is always a catch. next up...experimental machine art and stuff.
just another walk in a park -
dr. coles majik looky here magafrier glass -
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