Primary Hocus Focus Pokus

 A number of states in the American Union held primary elections on Tuesday. With election polls not even closed as of Tuesday afternoon, late Tuesday afternoon on the West Coast, pollsters and various other hucksters declared Joe 'genocide' Biden winner of the Democratic Party nomination and there you go. So election crap-o-la is done? As in over and done? As in "I don't think America has made up their mind ... have they?"

* - update early Humpday morning - the orange baboon won the Nazi Party's nomination so ... let the "ugly games commence!"

The trumper came close but as of late Tuesday afternoon, the orange and screaming baboon had not clinched his "party's(?)" nomination. Golly and the orange baboon had worked ever so hard to keep his fat ass out of jail and even harder to get his daughter-in-law appointed as co-chair of the National Socialist Workers' Party. You may remember them as the 'republicans' however that is only a glimmer of the memorizing process. The ridiculous freaks are certainly not the party of Dwight D. Eisenhower and not even close to the republicans then known as Reagan Republicans however, it is a reasonable facsimile of the republicans under Dubya Bush. You may remember old Dubya as the American President at the time of 09/11/2001, and then the illegal war on Afghanistan and the war criminal and torturous hellscape that is still known today as the Iraq-bacle. I made up a word for the Iraq debacle you see by jamming Iraq into debacle and then using a hyphen mark to call it ... good. 'Iraq-bacle'. Did you know that just about all of the Bush war criminals have NEVER been prosecuted by the International Criminal Court at The Hague for violations of the Geneva Convention, illegal detentions, rape, and some of the most egregious crimes imaginable against Iraqi humanity. With my point being, don't expect Israel to face any accountability for their ongoing genocide of Palestinians nor should anyone expect Biden to be held to account for his material support of Israeli terrorism and war crimes against Palestinians. Some outrageous bullshit there boy. Now I'll segue over to our Wednesday machine art segment and someone ... anyone cue the camel.

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I can image that about 1:00 a.m. edt, the lunatic orange baboon will commence to screeching about the primary elections being rigged and he was robbed and a full spectrum of the orange baboon's histrionics. gadahmighty those republicans are full on stupid with a capital S ... 😏