One of pop's current "stars" would be a pouty young lady name of Billie Eilish. Eilish has taken it upon herself to be the "conscience" of the pop music crowd. Eilish came to fame in a some what mysterious fashion by way of one minute no Eilish and then all of a sudden, PRESTO!, Eilish explodes on to the pop music stage almost unannounced. I take a certain amount of pride in knowing that while Eilish may have earned her bones the old fashioned way (I would doubt that premise seriously), I found Eilish by mistake. Some online hype about her "gender issues and performance issues" and some other trite bullshit like that there. DISCLAIMER - I've never listened to any of the girl's music. Not my cup of cold swill. Anyway, Eilish is informing our world that "artists that turn out "vinyl variants" of the same record in order to drive sales, well, those artists are icky." According to Eilish. Turns out that Eilish does the exact same cranking out vinyl variants of an already released album. Evidently Eilish is wholly unaware of the hows and whys of the music recording business. Artists along with their producers, managers, agents, roadies, and all the ancillary vampire hangers on connected to "music" are only in it FOR THE MONEY! The business has always been like that and the business will continue to be like that for the foreseeable future. Evidently Eilish was under some sort of delusion about her current pursuit. Which of course would be being pouty, entitled, pampered, vain, intellectually retarded, and wholly insipid if not out right vapid. The last time our cultural wasteland encountered a dumb ass girlie of this magnitude was the Paris Hilton episodic saga and we all know how well that turned out. I give the Eilish girlie about another year maybe two years and then the hypocritical little snot will have vanished from the public eye and isn't that exactly how shit like that always turns out. Now for Saturday machine art sans ANY pouty and/or confused girls.
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I think the Eilish child will wander her confused little heinie into at least two suicide attempts, at least three overdoses, and finally a lengthy stay at the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage, California. I think the Betty Ford is still open ... 😑
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