While no one was watching someone stole the Empire State Building from New York City, launched the building into space and then, turned the old Empire into an asteroid. Oh yeah, it's true it's really true and you can find details of the entire sordid affair over on CBSNews' webpage. Yup. Now...how does such a dastardly deed get pulled off in these our postmodern times? The people that actually know all the facts surrounding this scandal aren't talking. Go figure. I mean you'd think that someone, anyone, might have noticed the Empire State Building gone a missing. You'd think so anyway. Well they didn't and so when the Empire State Building now turned into an asteroid smashes back into Planet Earth, I'd bet someone will notice then. Yup. Truth of the matter is...those darned Illuminati sons-a-bitches are behind this latest plot to unsettle our more than a might schizophrenic world AND the bastards have targeted Miami Beach, Florida as ground zero for the Building/asteroid smash. So why Miami Beach, Florida you may care to inquire...simple answer would be...wait for it...because. That's it, because. Damn and don't you just hate it when that happens. I know I do. Well and anyway, now it's time for machine art and don't let anyone know you've been warned.
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oh yeah and the Building/asteroid smashy thing will happen on Super Bowl Sunday. makes sense to me. dang Super Bowl is a complete waste of time. 😝
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