An asteroid that is bigger than the Empire State Building is heading for Planet Earth. The folk that monitor such things maintain we've "nothing to worry about." Alrighty then, why even bring it up? A "close call" is as good as any miss so...what the hell. IF an asteroid were to target our Planet Earth and it was a sure hit, well, we'd have something to worry about then. Besides, given the hysterical nature of humans in general if Earth were to be smacked square on, the astro-guys aren't about to start a global panic by informing people of our imminent demise. Remember, what you can't see can't possibly hurt you. Or us. Or something like that. Personally I wouldn't want to know. Takes all the fun out of an apocalypso. On occasion I do like a good surprise and were our Planet to get cue balled into a solar system side pocket, well, that'd be a surprise for certain. People have more than enough shit going on to panic and freak out over. An impending asteroid collision would send the twitchy folk into an absolute frenzy of last minute "woe is me" bullshit and that would simply be unseemly. On a second personal note, I'm rooting for the asteroids. A planet killer asteroid could wipe the slate clean. Planetary speaking of course. Our Earth would start over and not make the evolutionary mistakes made this last time. 'Save The Earth...Kill All The Peoples!' I'm thinking it would be better to go out with a bang instead of a weak-ass whimper. So... 'hey all you asteroid guys', if you haven't any good news to bring up just shut the fuck up. We really don't need anymore histrionics. Machine art is next without any asteroids. I think so anyway.
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flowering branch -
if people are going to freak out, they need something certain to freak out about. anything else is simply a waste of time and effort. 😵
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