Today is your last chance to shop on a Saturday for the month of August. Christmas decorations are starting to pop up in retail outlets all across the America and it won't be long before those Christmas "deals" will be too good to pass up. Pass by? Pass over? Oh get it? that last one is a funny. Pass over and/or Passover? Bad joke and I can admit that. The last week of August seems a bit early for Christmas crap to be showing up but, there it is nonetheless. On an unrelated note, Utah hospitals are having to put patients out on the street. You see there aren't any beds left in Utah hospitals on account of Utah dummies refusing to get vaccinated for the Covid-19 with all the various variants of the Covid in full swing. Utah's dummies refuse to wear masks under any circumstances. Yes Utah dummies are dangerously stupid. Anyway, Utah's hospital-less sickly banded together and started up a sickly ward under an overpass in downtown Salt Lake. Not even Utah's regular homeless would get anywhere near the hospital-less encampment. Anyway the sickly hospital-less encampment got so crowded that Salt Lake City's elected elders sent the S.L.P.D. armed with a bulldozer over to that sickly encampment and they bulldozed all the sickly hospital-less types to the city limits of Salt Lake and left the sickly there to become someone else's problem. That's called an SEP. Got a problem? Get a solution. Might not be the right solution but a solution is what it is. So there you go and that's all the highlights from behind the Zion Curtain. Oh wait, there is one more little nugget of revelatory news stuff. Mormonlands very own el Jefe Jeffey Holland delivered a speech at BYU on Monday August 23, 2021 and el Jefe put all the BYU students on notice that "gays, lesbians, deviants in general, and nonMormon football players at the 'Y' had better be on their very bestest Mormon behavior or ELSE! Or else el Jefe Holland will personally wack their pee-pees hard. Oh yes and, BYU is Utahn for Brigham Young University. Holland has a particularly festering hatred for gays, lesbians, and just about anyone else that might not be Mormon. Oh yeah and it is standard procedure at the 'Y' for school leadership to ignore the behaviors of nonMormon football players. The nonMormon football players can't help how they behave at school, they're not Mormon BUT they can play football and that's all that's important. Just ask Kalani Sitake BYU's head football coach. And that about wraps things up for Saturday August 28, 2021 and now it's time for...machine art.
tuacahn sam -
tractor -
Les Blough offered me a tractor back in the day for free. all I had to do was go and get the tractor which would have been no mean feat. I just couldn't figure out where to put it and my wife was adamant that I couldn't keep the tractor in the house. so it goes...😳
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