Earth Is Going To Take A Hit

 That's right and the people of Earth are doomed. Our Planet is squarely in the crosshairs of Asteroid Bennu and wham bam thank you ma'am, we're gonna get hit. So it would be wise to get all your affairs in order and kiss you sorry tookas goodbye. Yup it's all over now but the hysterics. Asteroid Bennu will hit the Earth , if NASA is to be trusted here, in about 300 or so years. That targeted hit coming in 300 or so years isn't really much to get all worked up over. However IF NASA has the numbers wrong, well, good night nurse. NASA would only have to be off here by about anywhere from 290 years to about whenever Asteroid Bennu makes up it's asteroidal mind to smack the third rock from our Sun into a pan-galactic side pocket. But given the hysterical nature of our Earthbound hysterical types that seem to be just about everywhere these days, why wait for some far off panic to begin. Start panicking about Bennu's collision with Planet Earth today. By the time that Asteroid Bennu does hit our home world people can be worked up into an absolutely stellar frenzy of hysteria. I mean, if you have to wait for about 300 years to watch folks get all freaking crazy, where's the fun in that? I mean really... So why wait, start freaking out today and get your money's worth before it's too late. Asteroid Bennu hitting the Planet is way more serious than any damn anti-vaxxer concerns about taking a Covid-19 the Delta Variant vaccine. If you were to catch the Covid, well, that would be one long and dragged out if not utterly painful and embarrassing way to die. Our Planet takes an asteroid hit, well, shit will be over and done with in about a blink. You know and thinking about an asteroidal hit on our scuzzed up Earth, that might not be such a bad thing after all. The Earth would be able to make a clean break from an even more scarier plague than the Covid. People. The ugliest plague to have EVER infected Planet Earth. Fresh starts are universally wonderful and who knows what might come next... As for the present, what comes next is machine art. Just like that.

how it might look. you know, the Earth getting smacked by Asteroid Bennu -

a wild east end -

okay so, go out and have yourselves a dang fine day. 😬