Mikey 'Blind Drunk' Pompeo

 According to the New York Times, there's a $5,800.00 dollar bottle of Japanese whiskey missing from the State Department. Dang if that's not a pricey bottle of Japanese whiskey. The Japanese make whiskey? I had no idea. I knew the Japanese were big on saki and rice beer. Whiskey? I thought whiskey was an almost exclusive domain of the Scots. Well and Kentucky. According to the Times, in 2019 the Japanese government gave Mike Pompeo the "bottle of whiskey" as a gift and possible bribe to get on the good side of trump. On account of Pompeo being a shill for trump. Back in 2019 Mr. Fat Ass Secretary of State Pompeo was as already mentioned, Secretary of State. That and Pompeo was now in possession of that pricey Japanese whiskey. According to State Department rules, it is strictly a no-no for the Secretary of State to accept such a pricey gift and as such all gifts to ANY American official is the property of our government. You see and way back in the day, America's Founding Fathers didn't want any foreign government bribing American officials and various if not assorted Cabinet officials. Pompeo as Secretary of State was an American 'official'. The whiskey is missing and the State Department has launched an investigation as to where exactly that bottle of whiskey might be. It never occurred to the State Department investigators that the missing bottle of whisky is probably already down the hatch. Down the hatch of one Mikey 'Fat Ass' Pompeo. According to Pompeo lawyers, Pompeo has "no recollection" of ever receiving the whiskey nor does Pompeo have "any recollection" of where the whiskey might be. Why is it that all of trump's former cabinet appointees have lawyers? That is curious all in and of itself. Anyway, ancillary reports out of Babylon-On-The-Potomac hold that Pompeo likes to imbibe which is a polite manner of saying the fat fuck drinks like a fish. So with Pompeo having been in a righteous blind drunk on $5,800.00 a bottle Japanese whiskey, well, it's no wonder that ole fat ass has "no recollection." The State Department will never find that missing Japanese whiskey, Pompeo will as with so many of the trump underlings, never face any charges for being above the law. And there you go. There will of course be a made for television movie about the legendary alcoholism of SecState Mikey 'blind drunk' Pompeo. But he'll never be charged with any crime. Disgraceful no doubt. So and now moving on to what is really important, it's time for machine art and really spiffy designer graphix. Done by me of course.

still life -

bouquet de fleurs -

you know, it's gonna take this Nation a damn long time to wash away the stench of the trump presidency. 💩