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  Harry Windsor and his wife Megan were car chased in New York City by paparazzi. You know those media vampire types that work for TMZ, British tabloids, America's 'The National Enquirer', and FoxNews channels. Damn near got Harry and his missus killed and that was according to the NYPD. There was no word given on whether there would be any charges. Shades of the demise of Harry's mother. That would be Princess Diana. At one time Princess Diana was the Princess of Wales. Of course, Princess Diana was cacked in a car wreck in Paris, France. I can imagine that Harry copped a bit of an attitude after that bullshit. Deja vu. I don't understand what the fascination is regarding Harry and Megan. Anyway, the publicly harassed Harry and Megan escaped unharmed. This time... Now for Thursday machine art. barren - railway - harmony - lantern - classical abstract - on an unrelated sidenote, elon musk was caught on camera talking some really stupid shit. again! musk continues to...

  Beetle Juice is getting ready to explode. That's right. With Beetle Juice exploding, the constellation Orion will need an immediate makeover. Don't you just hate it when an explosion causes a constellation to require a makeover? I know I do. Oh well. There is simply not a dang thing to be done about an exploding Beetle Juice. You can read all about an exploding Beetle Juice on the Big Think webpage. Now for our Tuesday machine art.  versailles - tower - rural - no hat all cattle - mush... sledders fantasy - so it goes ... 😏

  Shoot them when they're up, shoot them when they're down...Just shoot them. 'Them' will for the time being remain anonymous. Details will be released later. Much later. The location for shooting is Anywhere, America. Our favorite location. Yesterday's location was Farmington, New Mexico. Three dead with a number of others injured. I've been to Farmington, New Mexico a number of times and Farmington always struck me as a quiet and relatively safe community. Farmington is not a large community. Farmington is located on the northeastern edge of the Navajo Nation. Anyway, it does come as a bit of a surprise that a mass shooting occurred in Farmington, New Mexico. Anyway one more time, the shooter is dead. The shooter was 18 years old. The pressing question that America deserves an answer to would be, where did the now dead 18 year old get an AR-15 assault-style rifle? Of course, no one will give a shit about pressing questions nor will there be any political respo...

  The illustrious nation of Turkey, a standing member of NATO, held an election on Sunday. I wonder if Turkey would even acknowledge a Sunday other than to hold an election. Turkey is NATO-free to hold their elections on any dang day they might care to choose. Turkey's dictator RiceChek Erdogan is, evidently, about to lose his totalitarian grip on Turkey. Bummer...not. Anyway, NATO-standing member Turkey is about to elect itself...FREEDOM!  We can only hope. Now for Monday machine art. interned...America's shame - waiting - garden with earthly delights - sneakers - pretty colors - should we stay OR should we go? 😙

  Happy Mothers Day to every woman on the Planet. If it weren't for mothers there would not be a soul wandering our world. Those in 'transition' will have to settle for a weak-assed...meh. Sure sure, guys might be necessary for that "sperm donation" to women and that just about ends the need. I DO NOT make the rules here. Nope. I just get to wise ass from the sidelines and wonder what in hell might be the problem with trans-gender types. Their plight and issues with self are way above my pay grade. That and I sort of don't really give a shit. Not my problem. I am also not above being empathetic. I can be empathetic without having a clue as to why someone is unhappy with their birth gender. I don't understand it. However, Mothers Day is for actual women that are biologically capable of giving birth. That's just how the chips fall. Or sperm counts. Not relevant. It's time now for Mothers Day and Sunday machine art.  shine - deadly - omni magazine - s...

  Doctor visit on Friday and there was good news for me. The doctor didn't have to 'probe' my anus. That news was a relief to be certain. I'm not comfortable having my keester probed for any reason. HOWEVER, then came the bad news. The doctor wants to harpoon my balls! So's I said..."what?!?" Yes indeed, the doctor needs more extensive therapeutic data than a mere anal probe can provide. Oh...shit! To be medically and informationally accurate, the doc will "perform a needle aspiration." A prostate biopsy. Oh yippee. That is exactly what I said to the doctor. Oh yippee. The air in the exam room was filled with breathless resignation. The doctor is gonna harpoon my balls. Oh, doom and forlorn longing for something entirely different than having to have my balls harpooned. Now for Saturday machine art. I do have some weeks before...you know... kitchen - alien - edge - ivory beaked watts-it-bird - classical nude (mini-nude) - just about any guy that ...

  I have to go see a doctor today. Oh yippee. A urology doctor. Seems I'm experiencing an enlarged prostate. The genuinely unnerving aspect of this pending appointment is that I will get "probed." Not in any reasonable way, although I can't think of a "good" way to get probed. Bottom line...the doctor is more than likely gonna stick his finger up my keester. I really hate that. The doc isn't even gonna buy me chocolates and flowers. Bummer. Literally a bummer. Groan...whine..whimper... Now for Friday machine art.  status symbol land (Ms. Carol King..I love you) - Mr. Tommy Chong - swans - veiled - avatar - I've always been of the opinion that it is better to give an anal probing than to receive an anal probing. 😑