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  Former football player (?) Herschel Jr. Walker is running as a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate. In the state of Georgia. Walker is running against the incumbent Raphael Warnock who is a Democrat. Georgia is holding a runoff election AS neither candidate won a majority of votes in the November election 2022. Long and mostly uneventful story cut mercifully short, good old Herschel is running to be an "official" Georgia werewolf senator from Georgia. I couldn't have made this bullshit up on a bet. The story is true and names were not changed to protect innocent children in the state of Georgia. I had always figured that the real political lunatics were alive and kicking sand in Arizona. Well, Arizona has been outdone by the state of Georgia and the Republican candidate for U.S. Senate Herschel Jr. Walker. Now I remember  'Werewolves of London'. Rest In Peace Warren Zevon. I can remember Lon Chaney Jr. playing the werewolf in movies. But I had no idea that ...

  Al Yankovic insists that the accordion is a "sensual instrument." Alrighty then. I did not know that accordion music was more than just a Polish interpretation of an Oompa Oompa boo-gah-loo. Goes to show what I know about accordions. Not very much I'm proud to state categorically. Yankovic is of course 'Weird' Al Yankovic, known far and wide as the twister of pop music hits in a peculiar parody of celebrity. Celebrities absolutely need parody. The pretentious freaks are more than annoying. Anyway, Yankovic has recently been subject of an actual made in Hollywood movie that's starring the kid that played Harry Potter as 'Weird Al'. Another installment of pretentious crap-o-la that made J.K. Rowling an ocean of money. Loads of bucks and the woman grips that fabulous fortune tightly to her bosom. Keep you money close and those that would gank your money even further distant that one might keep ordinarily. A 'Weird' Al movie...what won't the ...

  Our world's population topped the 8 billion mark on Tuesday 15 November 2022.. The United Nations is calling the remarkably eerie number reached as "Day of 8 Billion." Alrighty then. So 8 billion people are somehow a reason to celebrate. Russia celebrated Tuesday's milestone by dropping missiles on Poland. That should be well received. However...not necessarily by Poland. 8 billion people and how in hell are all these fawning souls to be fed? Housed? Allowed to breed more hapless souls? Welcome a future that might not be so bright? Climate change. Global warming. Polluted air, sea, forests destroyed, animals driven to extinction. And 8 billion people might, just might, want a better future. However, that future is iffy at best. Gosh, this all sounds really cynical. Yup with a double down on the yuck. Our gloriously overpopulated Planet Earth might not have 10 more years. I suppose we should all wait and see how NATO handles a Russian assault on Poland. NATO article ...

  Mikey 'the slinky spine' Pence has written a book. Now that might not sound like such a big deal, everyone wanting to jump headlong into professional league politics writes a book. What is surprising here is that Pence conjectures he can write. I always considered that the guy was mute and mostly vacuous. Anyway, Pence maintains that trump was "reckless" on January 6, 2021. Gosh Mikey boy, now? Now you'll come out and almost but not quite accuse trump of impropriety? Jeepers, you're just a wee bit late doing the jump on trump routine. Trump is taking heat for Republican losses following the elections 2022. That would be the "midterms." Good old 'slinky spine' is setting up his shit for a run at the Republican Party's presidential nomination 2024. Good luck Pence and just like a slinky crawling down a set of stairs, he'll spring back and forth depending on which way the wind blows. To set the record straight for Pence, trump was a he...

  NASA plans to take a shot at the moon sometime this upcoming week. You know, if all "systems are go for launch." NASA may launch their super duper Artemis I mega rocket and as things stand at present, the rocket just might fire into space in what should be one helluva launch. Now the one part that NASA has been very quiet about is this...NASA plans to load Dave Chappelle onto the Artemis I mega rocket and shoot Chappelle at the moon. NASA has not told Chappelle about any of this and NASA just might not after Chappelle's crap lousy performance hosting SNL on Saturday night last. Gosh, you'd think that NASA would be polite enough to at least inform Chappelle of his upcoming trip but, no. Chappelle has some really rough critics. Chappelle is cutting edge funny and that usually doesn't sit well with the prim and proper set. Anyway, launch wheels are already in motion so we shall see what we shall see. Now...for our Monday installment of machine art for those that do...

  Rap music is now the music of resistance in Iran. Musicians in Iran that are in protest and resistance to the Islamic regime are using the rap music genre to make their voices heard and embraced by an oppressed Iranian people. I'm not certain how rap music in farsi might sound. Farsi is the language spoken in most of Iran. However, I'm not in Iran nor am I being oppressed by raghead 'mullahs' that use a goon squad lovingly known in Iran as "the morality police." Damn if'n that doesn't sound Orwellian. The "morality police" like to take hold of young Iranian women that are in protest and molest then kill those young Iranian women. The "morality police" also round up any "offending" protestors and disappear those rounded up. Disappeared is the culturally correct way to say murdered. So one can't really be too very upset with young (?) Iranians rapping their way to get under the skin of the ruling "mullahs" an...

  Trump the treasonous chump is in a pissing match with several "Republican" candidates that won their election and/or re-election campaigns. In fact, trump the chump is back to his old and tiresome tactic of name calling and slander. That's all the stupid and retarded fuck can go with. So my friends there IS light at the end of a dark and dangerously fascist tunnel. The current incarnation of the GOP is about to tumble falling like a house of shabby cards that didn't play right in the first place. Fall and fall hard you fascist Nazi and racist freaks. America is going to be able to watch, in real time, the GOP collapsing in seditious dishonor. Traitors to the bone. Now for our Saturday machine artistic reverie. Sioux Warrior - whispers - comfort women - conclave...it's a Catholic thing - showy and/or showing off - and there you go. prattle and artistry all in your one stop blog thingy shopping soiree. 😁