Thursday, November 17, 2022

Sex And The Postmodern Accordion

 Al Yankovic insists that the accordion is a "sensual instrument." Alrighty then. I did not know that accordion music was more than just a Polish interpretation of an Oompa Oompa boo-gah-loo. Goes to show what I know about accordions. Not very much I'm proud to state categorically. Yankovic is of course 'Weird' Al Yankovic, known far and wide as the twister of pop music hits in a peculiar parody of celebrity. Celebrities absolutely need parody. The pretentious freaks are more than annoying. Anyway, Yankovic has recently been subject of an actual made in Hollywood movie that's starring the kid that played Harry Potter as 'Weird Al'. Another installment of pretentious crap-o-la that made J.K. Rowling an ocean of money. Loads of bucks and the woman grips that fabulous fortune tightly to her bosom. Keep you money close and those that would gank your money even further distant that one might keep ordinarily. A 'Weird' Al movie...what won't the movie titans come up with next. Pretentious bullshit from beginning to "that's all folks" the end. Yankovic is making plans for a show in Vegas where Yankovic actually has sex with his accordion live and on stage. That ought to pack the house for sure. Sure sure...

Time for Thursday machine art without accordions. I'm not a big fan of accordion or accordion music no matter what the musical genre.

fire spiders from Mars -


Mojave sunset -


bamboo forest -


word play -


dance time in Middle Earth -


you'll be able to know when the apocalypso is announced cause the Archangel Michael will crank out his rendition of "we's having us a good time now by god rag" on his divine accordion. 👼 yeah yeah...sure sure.

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