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  Our 'good friends' at the FDA (Food and Drug Administration) has agreed to allow the sale of hearing aids over the counter. You'll soon be able to waltz into Walmart and purchase a Walmart brand hearing aid just like that. What? I said, "JUST LIKE THAT." Can you hear me now...? I've got to a point in my existential sojourn that I can't hear not much. An explosion back a long time ago finished my hearing abilities for good. Can't...hear...what'd you say...? You see hearing aids are damn expensive. Really really pricey expensive. But the FDA is gonna fix all that. Availability and not pricing. You see the cost of a hearing aid will fall on the purchaser and that cost comes out of pocket. So when you might head to Target to pick up one of those really nifty new fangled hearing aids, bring your wallet full of that good old American cash. $20's and $50's will work nicely. Yup...nicely. Now we'll move today's old school bitch over to th...

  Especially in large well organized groups. Consider Congress, both the House and the Senate. End of metaphor. MTG is quoted as saying, "on Election Day vote once then twice then three times or whatever." Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a half deck light of a full carrier group. Happy Hump Day to one and to all. Except maybe not MTG. Dang if'n that woman ain't about straight up ignorant. Now for some Hump Day machine art. happens - carlotta - s'a real deal - embrace the existential - if Alaska follows the stupid trend, Sarah Palin might be elected to congress. stupid seems to be a spreading plague on our House of Cards. 💣

  Rudy Giuliani is under criminal investigation by Georgia prosecutors. Golly is that shocking or not. Giuliani is under criminal investigation by Georgia prosecutors for "election tampering" in the 2020 presidential election. Golly, Rudy Giuliani? Oh yeah, Giuliani is in some really deep Georgia criminal shit. Giuliani has been ordered by a Fulton County Superior Court Judge to appear before a Georgia grand jury on Wednesday August 17, 2020. That would be tomorrow by the way. Giuliani "could face criminal charges." Oh that is simply too freaking sweet. By the way, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham has been ordered by a federal judge to appear before that Fulton County Grand Jury to "give testimony" and answer questions put to him by a Fulton County Attorney. Oh that is simply too freaking sweet. Senator Swishy had tried to block his having to appear before that Grand Jury claiming his position as a sitting Senator gives him "immunity." Well...

My extremely dumb ass homies put the cack on Freya the female walrus. You see I am Norwegian by genetic testing. Genetic testing doesn't lie...does it? So after taking the spit in a tube test and sending that testing tube with my spit in it to the testing folk and then and then...after some weeks I received the genetic results and the results indicated that genetically, I'm Norwegian, Scottish, and some Irish. The results came back in that order. Anyway and after a wee bit of a digress, well, there was this walrus holed up on a boat dock in an Oslo Fjord and the locals and some tourists took to calling the walrus 'Freya'. On account of...you know, walrus are cute almost as cute as hippos, penguins, cheetahs, giraffes, kangaroos, and whales. Not necessarily in any particular order. Anyway once again, Freya's hanging out at this boat dock see and Norwegian "authorities" decide that the walrus is posing a "threat to people" and the idiots "euth...

  Salman Rushdie was knifed in his neck. Talk about a pain in the .... Bad joke and I can admit that. Comedy is not always pretty. Or nice. Mr Rushdie is famous for penning 'The Satanic Verses' and that little tome sent Iranians into a killing frenzy. The 'oh-ya-tol-ya' demanded a death sentence on Rushdie. You see it doesn't take all that much to annoy Iranians and send them into a murderous frenzy. The precious little dickens take everything way too seriously. Rushdie penned his work back in the late 70's or early 80's and the man has been on the "official Iranian Shit List" ever since. Mr. Rushdie has spent a fair amount of his life in hiding. The twitchy Iranians simply can't let it go. Rushdie isn't even Iranian. Nope. Mr. Rushdie was born in India. Anyway some loony young Iranian guy jumped the stage where Mr. Rushdie was giving a lecture and stabbed Rushdie in the neck. Dang serious at that. Mr. Rushdie is in hospital and might lose ...

  The F.B.I. had a federal warrant to pop into the trump enclave and the F.B.I. was after state secrets AND American nuclear weapons secrets. Holy shit, it's worse than I suspected. I'm willing to bet that trump had fully intended to pass those nuclear secrets on to his buddy Vlad Putin. Holy shit twice, nuclear secrets!?! Oh damn, America needs to toss trump into prison and toss the freak in prison pretty dang quick. That acronyms to PDQ. You know, trump might have just played his last 'trust me' card. What an asshole. The Feds used a warrant under the 'espionage act'. That is really fucking serious. Now for Saturday machine art. Nuclear secrets...holy crap on a cracker... summer - world - Nandor...he's relentless - you sort of have to wonder what else trump has passed on to the asswipe Russians. the evil son of a bitch trump really does get on his knees for Putin. 😡

  Beto O'Rourke is running to be the new Governor of the State of Texas. Dang if'n Texas isn't in serious need of a new governor. Anyway Mr. O'Rourke was giving a speech in North Texas addressing mass shootings and the massacre in Uvalde, Texas. O'Rourke made mention of the number of children killed in the Uvalde massacre and some fool in the audience started to laugh. O'Rourke turned to face the heckler, pointed to the ass, then stated quite clearly for all to hear, "it may be funny to you motherfucker but it's not funny to me, okay." The crowd listening to O'Rourke's speech broke out in supportive applause. The "pundits" gathered to listen to O'Rourke were shocked, simply shock as shocked could be. Bravo Mr. O'Rourke and that is exactly what America needs more of. Bold, courageous, direct to the point, and worlds of intolerant for ignorant asshats that find murdering school children in cold blood to be funny. The laughin...