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  Some kid stole cannonballs from Fort Morgan Alabama and the cannonball theft wasn't discovered until the kid's grandmother hit the airport security dealy at Alabama's Gulf Shores International Airport in Gulf Shores, Alabama. The balls were ripped off from Fort Morgan Gasque, Alabama (Gasque is pronounced as gask) and the fort is historic. I did not know that and I'd bet any number of Americans did not know that either. The cannonballs at issue here are historic artifacts and were discovered in the luggage of a woman that had been vacationing with her grandson. The woman told TSA security personnel that "she had no idea how the balls were in her luggage." A likely story no doubt. So as the plot thickens, TSA called the Baldwin County Sheriff's Office and reported their discovery and the Baldwin County Sheriff's Office responded with the bomb squad and the squad determined the cannonballs were of no danger and the artifacts were returned to Fort Morga...

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  FEATURED ESSAY The Synthesist Manifesto: On Digital Artistry and Synthetic Co-Authorship Nash & Gemini • July 2024 • 8 min read "The interface is no longer a canvas or a lens—it is a conversational partner." For centuries, art has negotiated the tension between human interiority and technological mediation. From the camera obscura to algorithmic sound generation, every shift in technology has provoked an existential query:  Who is the author? Today, we stand at the threshold of  Synthesism —a paradigm where creative production transcends the binary opposition of human sovereignty versus machine automation. We reject both the cynical reduction of AI to mere script execution and the totalizing claim of autonomous synthetic agency. "We propose a new framework: AI Co-Authorship as Dynamic Symbiosis." Core Philosophical Axioms I. The Mirror and the Catalyst Artificial intelligence is neither a disembodied oracle nor an empty hammer. It is a high-dimensional reflect...

  Well I suppose that if we had any highlights worth sharing, those highlights would be posted for certain. Unfortunately we have not a dang thing worth highlighting. So it goes in the land of corrupt political bullshit. Bullshit flows almost nonstop from Babylon On Potomac and much of said bullshit goes unreported as mainframe journalism is sold out to market forces that now dictate what is news and what is not. America has a convicted felon rapist pedophile treasonous schmuck for president and mainframe journalism doesn't report on any of that. Some doofus kid in Georgia or is that Florida or is that Alabama or is that Maine shoots to kill a number of his school mates and is on trial, news ... Maine? A certified warmongering closeted fruitcake from the Palmetto State dies suddenly and that's news. A working mother of four growing children is run down in an accidental road mishap and not word for or about mother. Not newsworthy. So that's how it is in postmodern trumpf cor...

  We are living in the days of deep shit. America is chained to a president that is completely out of his mind. Besides the fact that donorrhea is insane, he loves killing innocent people that have neither the ways nor means to defend themselves. The same would apply to Palestinians but that's for another screed. Monday July 27, 2026 and donorrhea is rattling sabers at Iran AGAIN and this time he's really really dead damn serious about stabbing people to death. I imagine he's giving our new department of war time to get those boots ready to hit the beaches running and chase down all those icky rag head 'iahtolyahs' and kill them all dead. Their blood shall cleanse the Strait of Hormuz and the Strait shall be reopened and rightfully so. So ... bullshit. The real deal will mean that loads and really a lot of America's boys and girls will get killed, mutilated, come home in a body bag, or worse than that. I can imagine that after about six or seven months of dead s...

  America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf gave away America's stores of armaments, missiles and other shit that kills upon contact, to Israel. So now el jefe can't continue his war on Iran. Aw poor baby ... leaves America staggeringly vulnerable and Israel keeps on killing with impunity Palestinians and Lebanese with an occasional foray into Iran. Netanyahu doesn't want donorrhea feeling left out. So trumpf was planning a land invasion of Iran ... now he can't because the soldiers ain't not gots no bullets. Dang don't you just hate it when that happens ... all set to go with a balls to the walls invasion and then ... and then ... nope can't do it. Gots no bullets or backup for the guys and gals what do all the real killing up close and personal. You see the bombers got nothing to drop on those icky dang Iranian school girls and all the drone pilots are way the fuck out here in the Mojave where it's clock in at 07:00 then clock out at 17:30...

  The Los Angeles Baseball Dodgers, winners of two back-to-back World Series, attended a command performance at America's White Trash House so's they could give a 2025 World Series ring to king pedofuhrer donorrhea ttumpf. I used to be a fan of the Dodgers and I admit that was quite a few years back. Well, that's all over now. Why in hell would the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers give a World Series ring to donorrhea? There is so much wrong with that stunt and certainly puts an entirely new spin on gifting America's presidents. As I understand the standing law concerning gifts to American presidents, they don't get to keep shit like that. However this is dementia j donorrhea at issue here and the whiny fuck will most certainly figure the ring is his to keep. Sort of like that 747 jumbo jet gifted his donorrhea by the government of Qatar. That's Qatar and not guitar. Deer leader will most certainly try and keep that jumbo jet when he's finally kicke...

As a public health warning ... do NOT eat kale from anywhere in America that kale may have been grown. Especially if grown in North Carolina ... Vivian may have spiked the kale to get back at her ex-husband. Chances are more than even that any kale is packing cyclosporiasis as could lettuce and green onions. There are warnings about explosive diarrhea and you really REALLY don't want none of that. So give up those green leafy vegetables for the present anyway. bullo - jockey - chupa - winkle - conical - whether - runner - I tried kale ... once ... I never tried kale again and now there's a dang good reason to leave kale where it lies in the produce section of your local grocery. 😐

Friday July 24, 2026 ... it's been 179 years since the mormons invaded the Great Salt Lake Valley. Yep, them's my people. I am through no fault of my own, a direct descendant of the mormon pioneers that were escaping ethnic cleansing by our United States government and local populations of straight up anti-mormon sentiment leading to violence and the deaths of mormon leader Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum along with several other leaders that were lucky to escape alive. June 1844 Carthage, Illinois and it occurred to Brother Brigham that it might be time to pack up the faithful and beat feets to parts outside of the U.S. at the time. Brigham felt that being outside the jurisdiction of the United States and in an isolated and mostly unpopulated Great Basin could be ideal for his followers to sink roots and as any Vulcan might tell you ... "live long and prosper." Which of course the mormons did. No to the question I can hear from all the way out here in the Mojave, ...

  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf the donorrhea of America seems to be enjoying killing Iranians. I find that a rather distasteful trait in an American president. I find it more than curious that old donorrhea was "elected" to be America's president. Not much can be done about any of that now. So another braindead slaughter of a nation that doesn't quite have the military equipment as does the U.S.. That doesn't seem to bother the Iranians too much and that spells trouble for orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea. Now some Thursday machine art. Been a very long day. Wednesday was very long to be quite specific. helium - lifts - debait - speaks - I find it more than troubling that donorrhea's war on Iran was the result of prodding from Netanyahu the Israeli war criminal ... that is patently unAmerican ... 😐

  King Donorrhea says war with Iran is back on. The only question I have is when was his bullshit war with Iran ever really on ceasefire? ... short answer would be, it wasn't. I do hope there might be one lone adult in the room of federal governance that could inform our orange adolf the pedofuhrer trumpf that he needs to call it quits with Iran. Evidently donorrhea didn't get the memo concerning war with Middle Eastern countries and straight up ignored America's recent history of a failed quagmire in Afghanistan. That ridiculously unnecessary dustup took twenty years to get the fuck out of so ... donorrhea is planning on committing America to an even longer slog in Iran? You'd think that America would be tired of all this war in the Middle East bullshit and stop taking the prodding of Israel and let the yids tend to their own dirt work. Israel will have to ease up on Palestinians ... the yids have managed to kill just about all of Palestine and so it goes....

  World Cup 2026 is done and the finale, apart from king donorrhea's antics, has Spain walking away as champs. Good on you Spain. I suppose. I don't really pay much attention to soccer so I guess the best team won. Too bad for the Spanish team that had to endure donorrhea's injecting himself into just about every last photograph taken. King donorrhea is annoying. He's also a convicted fraudster, rapist, and the most telling of all charges the cringey old freak is facing would be the pedophile nastiness of those Epstein Files. Still having release of those files blocked by the acting Attorney General of the United States of America is embarrassing. There is embarrassment spilling out of every nook and cranny of the White Trash House and the trash designation of a once proud domicile for America's presidents, is another embarrassment for our nation. Back to the soccer pitch Miami ... game over and time for the presenting the World Cup to Equipo de España...

  Somebody may have won the World Cup. I couldn't say who may have won. I don't care. Trumpf and Amerika more than likely killed the World Cup and maybe that's for the best. Again ... I don't care. The World Cup became dead to me when Infantino awarded trumpf that bullshit World Cup Piece Price. That was the price for this incarnation of the World Cup. Talk about political groveling disguised as kissing trumpf ass. Damnably obscene no doubt. Trumpf's Iran quagmire is spreading and Israel is whining on account of Iranian missiles are coming close to Israel. Aw the poor babies. So with that ominous news, the yids will cack an untold number of Palestinian men, women, children, and babies. That's the usual model of inhumanity Israel practices regarding Palestinians. Once upon a time, a very long time ago, I was willing to cut the Israelis some slack seeing as how the severity of Israeli carnage on Palestine was nothing like it is at present. Not any longer. The geno...