Take That You Brute

The U.S. Agriculture Secretary, one Brooke Robbins, rebuked a Texas Agriculture Secretary, one Sid 'greasy' Miller, for informing Texas cattle ranchers to ignore the newly named screwworm plague because if the news breaks about screwworms in Texas beef cattle, well, the cost to ranchers and the State of Texas would be astronomical. Astronomical is a really big word rarely used by Texas agriculture commissioners and ranchers that stands in for their usual "bullsheet" response. Anyway Secretary Robbins seemed just a snidge pissy with her Texas counterpart and informed old 'greasy' that his stance was really "not helping" and furthering a growing panic regarding Texas cattle, beef cattle, cattle all together which got a cheer from the vegans, and of course Oprah Winfrey on account of her dust up with the Texas beef people that happened some years back. On the upside of all this cattle bullshit, AG Sec Robbins stated, while in Texas, that the Department of Agriculture would be naming this new outbreak of screwworm the "Robert F. Kennedy Jr screwworm" in honor of the screwworm that lives in Kennedy's head. please to see the insert - 


the RFK Jr screwworm is about one nasty looking little fucker and veterinary pathologists informed a curious media collective that this new 'RFK Jr screwworm variant' can bore through the human skull. Holy crap that is one seriously dangerous almost monstrously evil plague that should be avoided at all costs as should avoiding Texas just to be safe. Anyway with the July 4th holiday and America's 250th anniversary coming up real quick like, oh yes and that ridiculous bullshit World Cup or Crap or whatever, try and enjoy that barbecued hamburger with an eye on a possible visit to your local emergency room provided that ER is certified by the FDA hospital certifying guys that must work under the namesake for the screwworm RFK Jr., (hmmm, I wonder how that's gonna play out in Babylon D.C.) ... which would be a 'level 2.1 plague/trauma ER'. Yummy ... barbecued screwworm infected hamburger ... would you care for some grey poupon with that burger? Now for Wednesday machine art, please someone hook up the trailer as we'll be taking Joe to the vet ... be cautious be careful ... we do love our camel.

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so there're flesh eating amoeba plaguing the south eastern coast of Amerika and now there's the RFK Jr screwworm plaguing Texas and possibly New Mexico ... damn it won't be safe to party in any water this summer and quite possibly into next winter. the agriculture departments, national and state, doesn't have a clue as to how to get this version of monstrous bug canniblizing decent enough regular folk under control. which as it turns out the federal agriculture kids and the Texas agriculture kids HAD THE GOD DAMN MAGGOT under control UNTIL trumpf and his doge cronies gutted the agriculture department on the federal level. so in conclusion let us all pray that elong musk catches the nasty ass screwworm and won't karma be applauded than ... 😏

oh yeah and I almost forgot ... the screwworm maggot hatches into a blowfly. jesus if that doesn't sound about ominous ...


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